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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Why is it that I know that anything that follows this statement will be compete and total bullshit? My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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Ah, the lie flags. Here's another-"To be honest with you..." And another-"I ain't gonna lie...." Anyone else have any favorites? | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
If you wasn't doing nothin', then you were doing something __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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"These ain't my pants.... They my cousins pants." Sounds just as stupid in Spanish. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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I'm Different! |
"I was minding my own business and these two dudes" ... “Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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Who, me? __________________ "Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician." -Jeff Cooper | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
It was like that when I got here. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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"See, what had happened was..." It comes out as "See, whahahappen wuzzz" ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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Wait, what? |
“Sir, I swear to God...” that’s a clear lie indicator. “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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The most dangerous activity known to man! | |||
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I watch Live PD frequently. Let me tell you the truth. Bwaaaaahahahaha _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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During my short career as a DOD policeman, I was dispatched into a military housing complex to hunt for a prowler. It was about three AM. I came around the corner of a garage and stepped into an alley. I nearly bumped into a dude who was carrying a small portable generator. This was a surprising event for both of us. Me: "Taking your generator for a walk this morning"? Dude: "Yes! "Why do you ask"? That's one of my best, caught red handed, "I aint doin nothing" responses. He had just broken into a nearby garage. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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He should be cited for using a double negative. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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| Shit don't mean shit |
You work with Dundu Nuffin too? | |||
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Mistake Not... |
Damn it officer, stop eavesdropping in to my client's and I conversations again! ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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… And, here I am today. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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| Bunch of savages in this town  |
One of the best ones I saw was on the show Cops. Police chase a suspect, tackle him, and cuff him. He's on the ground being searched, they pull off his shoes, and find narcotics in his shoes. His response, "Those aren't my shoes". BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have a Magistrate on my route. Tuesday is criminal court day, and I try to time it so I get there during their lunch break. I missed it, and happened upon a lady talking to her lawyer. All I caught was the lady saying, "And I told the cop that crack was on the ground. It's not mine". She looked like the type that would say that... ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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No one else around, 0200, two spot lights on him, two units with lights on. | |||
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| St. Vitus Dance Instructor  |
Trust me I'm honest. | |||
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Only 2 beers. When in doubt, mumble | |||
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