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Public service announcement - bath towels should be WHITE only

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August 07, 2018, 04:04 PM
bubbatime
Public service announcement - bath towels should be WHITE only
This is a public service announcement. Bath towels, in your home, should be WHITE. And WHITE ONLY!

So you got blue, brown, pastel, pink, or whatever other colored towels in your bathroom? Nonsense. Throw that shit in the trash and go buy a brand new set of ten white towels.

Why? Because white towels are commonly bleached, and thus, smell wonderfully clean AND are actually clean, when bleached. People are reluctant to bleach colored towels, and they smell like a damn locker room. You wipe your balls, ass, and lady bits on your colored towels, and if not bleached, they smell like balls, ass, and lady bits.

If you have guest in your house, and you give them colored, non-bleached towels, that smells like balls and asses, you are a rude, uncultured son of a bitch.

Rant off. This one has been brewing for a while.

Bleach your damn towels people!!


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August 07, 2018, 04:11 PM
Georgeair
I have found that showering before I use my towels also has a positive affect.

With soap.

Confused Eek Razz



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August 07, 2018, 04:12 PM
RogueJSK
Uh... There are ways to clean fabrics besides bleaching. Besides, if you're drying off after showering, then the towel should just be collecting primarily clean water.

If your towels smell like balls and ass, even after they've been washed and dried, then you're doing it very wrong.

Do you bleach all of your clothing too? What about your bedding?

Is your entire wardrobe, and all your sheet sets, stark white?
August 07, 2018, 04:16 PM
BigSwede
I dry my bits in THE softest purple towels money can buy Big Grin



August 07, 2018, 04:22 PM
RogueJSK
Now that I think about it, your smell-o-meter might be a bit off...

That's probably not balls, ass, and/or lady bits you're smelling on whatever colored towels got you so riled up. It's probably mildew.

Some folks towel off and then toss their sopping wet towels in a hamper, where they sit in that confined space for a week or two until it's time to do laundry. As a result, these old damp towels can get a bit musty/mildewy, and that smell doesn't always fully go away after just a simple wash/dry cycle.

Bleach is one way of getting rid of this mildew smell. But hanging towels up to dry before storing them in a hamper prevents it, and still allows for normal, clean-smelling colored towels without resorting to bleach.
August 07, 2018, 04:45 PM
bubbatime
My guest give me compliments about how nice and clean and comfy and nice smelling my (white) towels are. Seriously.

My rant is mostly from traveling and staying in other folks houses and noticing a trend with colored towels.


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August 07, 2018, 04:45 PM
Gustofer
Not only is chlorine bleach an endocrine disrupting chemical, those of us on septic systems should not be using it as it will kill the good bugs in your tank.

I use grey towels and hang them on a towel rack afterwards. In my dry climate, they are dry in a couple of hours and good for the next use. I'll typically use them 2-3 times before washing and drying them. None of them smell funky in the least.

Something ain't right with your towels, but it isn't the color.


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August 07, 2018, 05:05 PM
Fredward
Do your laundry any way you please, as I shall do mine. If you come to my house, bring your own damn towels.
August 07, 2018, 05:23 PM
1967Goat
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Uh... There are ways to clean fabrics besides bleaching. Besides, if you're drying off after showering, then the towel should just be collecting primarily clean water.

If your towels smell like balls and ass, even after they've been washed and dried, then you're doing it very wrong.

Do you bleach all of your clothing too? What about your bedding?

Is your entire wardrobe, and all your sheet sets, stark white?


100% what Rogue said.

We have colored towels. Each time I use my towel I hang it up to dry. I go a week or 2 before I wash them as I am clean when I use them. My towels don't stink.
August 07, 2018, 05:26 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
I have found that showering before I use my towels also has a positive affect.

With soap.

Confused Eek Razz


My wife thinks like the OP and I gave her your answer.

We are changing over to all white towels.






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August 07, 2018, 05:41 PM
bobtheelf
I'm clean when I use my towels.

And I use detergent when I wash them.

I don't know what you're doing wrong.
August 07, 2018, 05:52 PM
HRK
quote:
This is a public service announcement. Bath towels, in your home, should be WHITE. And WHITE ONLY!


Racist! Big Grin

quote:
So you got blue, brown, pastel, pink, or whatever other colored towels in your bathroom? Nonsense. Throw that shit in the trash and go buy a brand new set of ten white towels.


How dare you assault a towels gender, they have no choice in the matter, they are made that way and as such, should be treated with respect..

balls, ass or lady bits aside.... Towel Gender is important... Razz
August 07, 2018, 06:16 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Do your laundry any way you please, as I shall do mine. If you come to my house, bring your own damn towels.

Yeah. I also do not enjoy hearing restaurant horror stories. There are lots of things I would rather not know about. Threads about bathroom behavior micturation, straws, and now laundry. What is next, bizarre sex practices of Congo tribes?
August 07, 2018, 06:17 PM
HRK
quote:
What is next, bizarre sex practices of Congo tribes?


This one time, in band camp......
August 07, 2018, 06:26 PM
BigWhup
I LOVE white towels!!
August 07, 2018, 06:27 PM
dewhorse
Dude....white towels don't hide stains....this is why I prefer floral or woodland camo pattern towels. Cool

"wash"....eh.. we ain't got time for that fancy shit.

But in all seriousness, one thing I have found is if you do not dry them thoroughly before putting them away they will smell like a bad mop....my MIL does this

I just toss them back in the hamper and rewash and dry them
August 07, 2018, 06:29 PM
dewhorse
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
What is next, bizarre sex practices of Congo tribes?


Jungle meat....heheheheheheh, it's all fun and games until either the monkey bites you or you catch Ebola
August 07, 2018, 06:58 PM
egregore
How do towels even get dirty, let alone stinky? You were clean when you dried yourself off with it, so it only gets damp. They do start getting a little "crusty" after a couple of weeks if you have hard water. I wash my one towel once a week.
August 07, 2018, 07:11 PM
konata88
Even though you just showered, I think towels still exfoliate a bit. YMMV. As such, my racist towels get washed and bleached in hot water for a long cycle with an extra rinse. No bacteria or mites for me. Smile




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August 07, 2018, 08:11 PM
bdylan
It's probably more about laundry skills than towel color.