I strained a muscle in my back taking off a hoodie.

I got that beat. I twisted something in my left elbow. While I slept!
Shortly afterward, the Government sent me a brightly colored card that officially designates me as old.

PASig, that gave me a chuckle!

Funny thing about sneezing too hard. A few years ago I had a really, really hard sneeze. After that I developed a sore throat. This lasted for a few weeks. I went to an ENT who stuck a camera up my nose into my throat. He showed me the pictures, I actually bruised my vocal chords. They were healing, but had turned yellow like when a bruise on your skin heals.

He asked me if I was a singer. I told him no, I don't sing or do anything like that. His exact words were, "Wow, that must've been one heck of a sneeze!"

Ha. I can imagine 1967Goat's neighborhood being peaceful and quiet, until an enormously loud sneese rips through the air.

Immediately, flocks of birds take flight.

Windows rattle.

Car alarms start blaring.

Babies wake from their naps and begin crying.

And in the distance... sirens.

^^^ LOL!

Today at work I slipped and hit my nuts with a wrench.
I'd forgotten how much that can hurt !

^^^^ Enjoy it. You know you're not dead yet.

You know you're old when you get mail from the funeral home inviting you to coffee so you can discuss your funeral arrangements.

Vince

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Originally posted by YooperSigs:
I got that beat. I twisted something in my left elbow. While I slept!
Shortly afterward, the Government sent me a brightly colored card that officially designates me as old.

I’ve done something similar to that also. Time to start looking at elder care facilities I guess.