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Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
Let alone traveling and trekking through airports. Being in a bad mood, lack of sleep, no wife to be embarrassed and no daughter to set the example for meant I had no patience of filter between my brain and mouth. Dealing with the construction between the north satellite terminal gates and the main terminal at SeaTac to get my beer and clam chowder at Anthony's about sent me over the top. The millennial who parked herself right in front of the men's room entrance while texting on her phone. The construction superintendent who decided to have an impromptu job site meeting blocking the escalators coming up from the train platform. The snowflake mother throwing a fit at Anthony's that she couldn't sit at the bar with her toddler. Then there was the twat waffle tweaker with the man bun walking down the aisle of the Alaska Airlines 737 right in front of me. He stops and informs the passenger in 21A that she's sitting in his seat. No, "Excuse me..." or, "Pardon me..." It was, "You're sitting in my seat, get the fuck out!" Her significant other in the middle seat instantly comes up and states, "No these are our seats there must be some mistake." The reply was, "There's no mistake, I'm sitting by the fucking window! 22 fucking F is my seat." I'd had enough of the asshattery from the man bun at this point. "Hey buddy, you might want to watch some more Sesame Street and learn your letters a little better, 22F is on the other side of the aisle." At least the flight attendant laughed and I got a free beer out of it. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Nice job, sir. I'd buy you a beer for that! God bless America. | |||
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Staring back from the abyss |
Two words. First and class. It's well worth the extra money. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
Yes! The Old Fart On Campus is back! Yea ! I’d love to be able to go back and read those posts again. | |||
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Avoiding slam fires |
I am glad you did not let those clowns dampen your good nature. | |||
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Gone but Together Again. Dad & Uncle |
Well said! | |||
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You and the other gent were much nicer to bun boy than I'd have been....This message has been edited. Last edited by: F12517, | |||
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Member |
Beautiful. You were much nicer than you needed to be. | |||
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Member |
I don't understand why some people think the 'f' work must be used in every sentence. Perhaps you hit the nail on the head - they need to watch more Sesame Street. Speak softly and carry a | |||
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Well played, sir. Well played. | |||
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A Grateful American |
You did good and the beer was well deserved! We need more people like you, to put the pub back, in public! "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Hillbilly Wannabe |
I wish I could think and respond that quickly. Good job! | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Dumb bun idiot is lucky he didn't cross the line that would have resulted in the "Old Fart on campus" pulling a David Troung on his ass! Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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