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Windex. Fixes everything. You got stain on shirt? Windex. Bug bite? Windex. Moose in garage? Don’t worry, just toss the bottle of Windex — moose go ‘poof,’ gone! It’s like magic, I tell you!" I'm not Greek, but did vacation there last month  | |||
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I've been treed twice by meese and darn near shat myself when charged whilst in a canoe (I wish I had a video of that one as it would be hilarious to watch me trying desperately, and failing, to paddle backwards). I learned to not fuck with them. Moose get the same wide berth as griz. ________________________________________________________ It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it. | |||
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It's pretty lean meat, but if you add some fat they make for some tasty tacos and chili. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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But you didn't even try, right? Moose are known for their fair play and rigorous adherence to the code duello. You jumped right to chemical weapons. Dishonor. Dishonor on your whole family. Dishonor on you; dishonor on your cow. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi The good thing is that if Plan A fails, there are 25 other letters in the alphabet. | |||
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And dishonor on the horse you rode in on. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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In the Scandinavian countries, they still stick to 6.5x55mm for moose (elg, I think they are called). But they are smaller than moose in AK. .375 H&H would have gotten its attention if pressed. | |||
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You aint seen nuthin till you come face to face with a Wolf Spider!  | |||
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A moose once bit my sister… _______________________________________ Do you only play? Or can you shoot too? | |||
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I get my moose meat from my grandson. His wife did the Maine Grand Slam a year ago: Buck, Moose, Bear and a Tom Turkey. The moose dressed at over 800 pounds so lots of meat. I think he said the ground moose had pork fat added to it due to the leanness. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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I'm kinda glad we don't have mooses here in TX. I mean, mooses and a 85mph speed limit can't be a great combination. Plus, it gets hot here. I don't know if they can sweat or not, but it can't be pleasant to run across a mighty sweaty one. We've got some might big gals here, and I can tell you- they're not all that pleasant when they get all irritated, hot, and sweaty. And I doubt a moose would calm down if you threw a taco at it. Rednecks- Keeping the woods critter-free since March 2, 1836. | |||
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"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke | |||
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