“While our Standard Pricing for this item is $76.84, we would like to offer you an exclusive WebstaurantStore price of only $76.83!”

And all you have to do is enter your email to get this amazing discount. Wow!

One of my favorite offers is when I get enticed by a discount and then after some math, discover its actually the cost of shipping.

The price is $39.95 . Free shipping for all orders of $40 or more .

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Originally posted by selogic:
The price is $39.95. Free shipping for all orders of $40 or more .

I ran into a place like that a couple of years ago. Their main product was something that was recommended to me so I thought I would give them a try. Of course, the product was just under the threshold and shipping was about $10, as I recall. Did they sell anything small for $1 or $2? Nope. The least expensive item they had was something like $12. So I tried the product a couple of times and then found an alternative from somewhere else without the stupid games.

And we give you a LIFETIME GUARANTEE !!!!!

We will fix it at absolutely no cost to us!!!


(Operators are standing by! Void where prohibited by law! Batteries not included! Some assembly required! Free set of Ginsu Steak Knives and a BONUS Bass-a-matic !!! )
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'But wait! order now and receive a second Gezundenplat absolutely free! (just pay a separate fee)'

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Originally posted by Pyker:
'But wait! order now and receive a second Gezundenplat absolutely free! (just pay a separate fee)'

Right , a " fee " . Pretty close to the purchase price of the first item ?

The fries.