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People who talk through TV shows and movies...
March 31, 2020, 07:31 PM
bronicabillPeople who talk through TV shows and movies...
I am SOOO ready for my daughter to go back to college! She and my wife both talk constantly through shows, and I cannot hear am damned thing! I just want them BOTH to shut the hell up!!!
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Bill R.
North Alabama
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I just can't quit grinnin' from all of this winnin'!
March 31, 2020, 07:42 PM
PHPaulOne word for ya: Headphones.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
March 31, 2020, 07:46 PM
ZSMICHAELTwo televisions.
March 31, 2020, 07:57 PM
ersatzknarfThat's two words

However, depending on the politics of the situation, it might just work

March 31, 2020, 08:21 PM
sourdough44Seems to be a women thing, mostly.
March 31, 2020, 08:26 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
That's two words
TwoTelevisions
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 31, 2020, 08:43 PM
GWbikerPunch up "Closed Captions" on the TV remote. Read the show while the girls yak.
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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
March 31, 2020, 08:44 PM
LS1 GTOI hit pause.
When they stop long enough to ask what's wrong, I let them know I'm just waiting for them to finish their conversation.
I get called a few choice names but, the talking stops.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
March 31, 2020, 09:24 PM
KraquinI had x-MIL like that, would narrate or talk about unrelated things all through a movie. But.......... what is more mind numbing are road narraters ...... people that read aloud every freakin sign or note every business even if you're just on a road trip to the next town,
"Oh look! They have a Wendy's too!"
Well no shit Sherlock, there's probably 10,000 of them across the U.S..
My FIL is like that. What makes road narraters worse than TV narraters is you're stuck in the car, at least at home you can leave and go to the bar.
March 31, 2020, 09:44 PM
ersatzknarfquote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
TwoTelevisions
Thanks for fixing that

March 31, 2020, 11:34 PM
sigmonkeyKnife to the chest.
walk away...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! March 31, 2020, 11:45 PM
nasigquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Knife to the chest.
walk away...
who first? the daughter or the wife
April 01, 2020, 12:11 AM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! April 01, 2020, 07:33 AM
Pyker
April 01, 2020, 09:15 AM
pedropcolaMy daughter came home to do college at home. I find it’s her and I who are crosstalking now. Drives my wife kinda nuts. Of course my excuse is my wife is playing with phone half the time anyway and we only do it during the ridiculous “reality” type shows not movies. She even dragged me into the later episodes of Tiger King. What a hot mess that was. How can’t you talk through it?
April 01, 2020, 10:05 PM
Edmondquote:
Originally posted by nasig:
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Knife to the chest.
walk away...
who first? the daughter or the wife
Himself. The knife will probably break so he will be okay.
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April 02, 2020, 08:12 AM
joel9507There are two kinds of televised entertainment: stuff worth paying attention to, and other stuff.
My advice is
a) don't waste any time on the second type, and,
b) if one is engaged with the first type, firmly grip the remote and bump volume as necessary to drown out any irritating noises - nearby jackhammers, chatty woolgatherers, etc.
I know people who cannot bear to see a TV and not have it on. It's like an audio security blanket. They learn to talk over it, because otherwise they'd never talk.
April 02, 2020, 08:24 AM
LeemurCrank the volume until they shut up or leave the room.
April 02, 2020, 07:36 PM
Shotgun ZekeMy FIL does this. I do end up saying something smartassey.
quote:
Originally posted by Kraquin:
I had x-MIL like that, would narrate or talk about unrelated things all through a movie. But.......... what is more mind numbing are road narraters ...... people that read aloud every freakin sign or note every business even if you're just on a road trip to the next town,
"Oh look! They have a Wendy's too!"
Well no shit Sherlock, there's probably 10,000 of them across the U.S..
My FIL is like that. What makes road narraters worse than TV narraters is you're stuck in the car, at least at home you can leave and go to the bar.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.
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NRA Rifle Instructor April 03, 2020, 01:52 AM
Steve in PAMy wife!!!!!! Argh!!!!!
Then she'll ask......"What did they say?"
My retort.........."I don't know.....I couldn't hear!!"
Steve
"The Marines I have seen around the world have, the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps." Eleanor Roosevelt, 1945