Because you're 34 years old, it's 4:00AM, you were riding a bicycle and you aren't decked out in spandex.

I always assumed multiple DUI convictions, but that makes sense.

Well that's a typical MO for a crack head too. So how did you know it was meth? heheheehehehehe

Around here, it's heroin. Pretty easy to spot.

Ah, good times! The 55-year old professor who had burns on his forearms from crawling to the ED on hot sidewalk, from a drug deal gone bad, they stole his money. Was spending $1500/week, IIRC, on crack. This was back around 1985.

Perhaps the condition of your teeth gave you away?

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Originally posted by Sailor1911:
Perhaps the condition of your teeth gave you away?

Not always the case.
People who have never touch drugs can have bad teeth.

Dead giveaway!

The grown man on the sidewalk hitting bushes with a stick like a four year old would had me pretty sure he was on meth. The kids BMX bike and assortment of treasures further in the bushes confirmed the meth.