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Is basically the walking talking embodiment of what I despise from that generation of people

From his scraggly neck beard, to his black Hawaiian shirt worn with a suit.l.if you can call pants thst are basically skinny jeans a suit

To his affect, mannerisms, everything


I’ve been watching the hell out of the World Cup, but I dread halftime because I have to see and listen to him


That is all


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Yep, he's a clown, just like these other "men."



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And fucking yoga pants! Makes my nuts itch thinking about it. How you gonna wear yoga pants? And in 90 percent humidity’s?
 
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Wait...what? Yoga pants on (alleged) GUYS?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!




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Fucking effeminate generation. Makes me puke.


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Fox News was doing one of their "Winners and Losers" compilations this afternoon, and declared the Thai rescue team as Winners. They closed with: "Thank God for Toxic Masculinity!"


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This really frustrates me as technically a member of the generation (I'm 31).

I'm nothing like those chucklefucks and have no intention of ever changing that. I can think critically, I actually know how to take care of myself, I keep my hair neat (I do have a beard that I keep clean and properly trimmed).

Yet I keep getting dragged into these chucklefucks' shit like I'm at fault.

Older guys, just remember that not all of us have IQs lower than an unheated garage in the dead of winter. I understand why you would, though, and I'm not angry with anyone for doing so because for the vast majority the accusation wouldn't be far off the mark, though.


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We had maybe 2 guys like that in my senior class long ago. They were not only avoided by most guys...and girls, but they avoided the rest of us too.
Then somewhere along the line, someone said, Wow this is what a MAN should be like.
HA HA HA HA.


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Yet I keep getting dragged into these chucklefucks' shit like I'm at fault.

Older guys, just remember that not all of us have IQs lower than an unheated garage in the dead of winter. I understand why you would, though, and I'm not angry with anyone for doing so because for the vast majority the accusation wouldn't be far off the mark, though.


Don't be so sensitive. You sound like a millenial with those remarks. I have two daughters in your age range and interact with plenty of Millenials. Their significant others are Alpha males, no question. I do not see too many hair buns at the range, but plenty of millenials as well. I did see two male hair buns at the salon where I get my haircut, and on the college campuses in the area.

I certainly see members of the Baby Boomer generation acting like fools act rock concerts, but do not stereotype older people as critical of ALL MILLENIALS.
 
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This really frustrates me as technically a member of the generation (I'm 31).
Yet I keep getting dragged into these chucklefucks' shit like I'm at fault.


Yeah, Guessing I was supposed to be lazy and financially irresponsible too. The whole next-generation-is-a-slacker thing is just as old as old-farts-that-are-in-denial-of-their-age routine. Just change the generational nomenclature and it goes on and on and on...



 
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Yep, he's a clown, just like these other "men."


Have you seen the show? They're all socially inept uber-nerds. Not exactly the gold standard for masculinity; however, still quite likable in their own ways.



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They look like really bad pickpockets, or they're playing pocket pool with each other.
 
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Hey sensitive guys-

If you're on this forum you're pretty much exempt from our comments. If you're wearing a man bun and mjeggings, however, go ahead and be offended. As far as being offended, I was a Pollock in Kansas City in 60's. I know you don't know what that means, but us wrinklies sure do.
 
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Is this him? I don't recall seeing this commercial.

 
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Have you seen the show? They're all socially inept uber-nerds. Not exactly the gold standard for masculinity; however, still quite likable in their own ways.


It wasn't a commentary about the show, it was about the media/SJW's affinity, and glamorization, of folks like them. The show is decently funny, but I've only seen a handful of episodes.


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I think it's just a SPIN off of silicon valley tv show. He's using his character from the show.
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Glams.

Oy...

They don't even have enough balls to be fags.




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Is basically the walking talking embodiment of what I despise from that generation of people


More so than this person?




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I get that he's just playing a character from the TV show, but what I can't understand is why, as a company, you would want an irritating asshole who's every utterance and appearance reminds the customer of everything they hate about their co-workers or employees, to pitch your product.

This baffles me. It's the phone equivalent of saying "Buy Cheddar-Puff Biscuits, they taste like shit and make you barf! But hey, everyone remembers their first one!"



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