Somebody is going to say "Is that all you have to worry about?"

Nope, not even close, not at all, but what the natural-fuck?

Does some art-fart trying to pay his student loan with an ad gig think I'm more likely to buy his birth-control, weight-loss gimmick, kitchen knife, anti-depressant, other anti depressant, stiffy-enhancement, or toe fungus goop if he, she, they, her, xer, them have the actors moving through invisible mud?

It's stupid, inane, annoying and makes my hair hurt. That and the inane grins. "My a1-c was over 11000 and I took derp-x. So I dropped over 2 points and now I have this stranger sitting next to me at an undisclosed beach location where there are no people drinking screw top chablis. Iiiii Aammmm, sooo Grrrreeaattgreatful for Derrrp-x I jst can't stop grinning."

Where's the Tylenol? Regular speed please.