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Todays Rant: The complexity of the Hot Dog Bun.

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October 13, 2019, 01:46 PM
YooperSigs
Todays Rant: The complexity of the Hot Dog Bun.
I am a hot dog fanatic. I search the Yoop for a great dog. Chicago style, or Coney dog, doesnt matter. Love them all. In the Yoop, you can even find venison dogs. I dont care what parts are used to make the hot dog, either. At home, I go all beef.
Rant:
Why in the name of all thats holy, cant the manufacturers and sellers of hot dog buns learn how to slice the damn buns?
The slice is always off center. Or too shallow. Or too deep. A crappy slice job detracts greatly from the hot dog experience! Often this causes the assembled dog to fall apart. When trolling the bun aisle, I found unsliced buns!
Eureka! If you a job done right, slice it yourself! But the unsliced cost almost a dollar more a bag! All I yearn for is a reasonably priced, properly sliced bun.
When, oh Lord, when?


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October 13, 2019, 02:17 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Enjoy the delightful music. I hear the machine is available for purchase.LOL


October 13, 2019, 02:39 PM
Pipe Smoker
Have you tried Martin’s? A premium product.

https://foodservice.potatoroll...s/long-potato-rolls/



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October 13, 2019, 03:12 PM
YooperSigs
No Martins up here, AFAIK. But I will look for them. They look good!


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October 13, 2019, 03:21 PM
Skins2881


You can thank me later.

If you like chili dogs, top sliced is the only way to go.



Jesse

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October 13, 2019, 03:24 PM
RHINOWSO
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
But the unsliced cost almost a dollar more a bag!
If that impacts your bottom line considerably, you should re-evaluate a number of things in your life. Wink
October 13, 2019, 04:14 PM
YooperSigs
Top sliced? Genius!


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October 13, 2019, 06:19 PM
straightshooter1
The top sliced buns are the cat's meow (that means it's a good/great thing).

Just stuff the dog down in the slit and pour on the condiments or, if you're a heathen, stuff the condos in before the dog.

Either way, the top sliced buns are great and it's all we buy.

Bob
October 13, 2019, 06:29 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
If that impacts your bottom line considerably, you should re-evaluate a number of things in your life.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That was funny. Maybe someone could post a video of the hot dog making process. That would help solve his dilemma as well.
October 13, 2019, 06:47 PM
LS1 GTO
I lubs me some Wonder Bread buns.

Or is that; white bread buns. Big Grin






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October 13, 2019, 06:51 PM
recoatlift
A buck is a buck. I’ll just buy the regular sliced and turn it so the slit is up and pretend I’m eating the more expensive bun. I like a steamed or toasted, grilled bun.

The Chicago dog is my favorite, poppyseed steamed buns! # 1!
October 13, 2019, 06:54 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
A buck is a buck. I’ll just buy the regular sliced and turn it so the slit is up and pretend I’m eating the more expensive bun. I like a steamed or toasted, grilled bun.

^^^^^^
Have you tried shopping at the Day Old breadstore?? Some real bargains to be had! Dented cans of spam as well...
October 13, 2019, 07:07 PM
recoatlift
I’ll pass on the dented cans. I’ve seen green fuzzie stuff weeping near the dents. I do find good buys at the dollar store.
October 13, 2019, 07:10 PM
bubbatime
I agree that the Martins potato hotdog bun are the best in the nation. Premium stuff. Pretty expensive too, like $3.69 a pack, about twice the cost of store brand buns. But they are worth it.


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October 13, 2019, 09:30 PM
joel9507
New England style hot dog buns....problem solved Smile



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October 13, 2019, 09:43 PM
YooperSigs
New England Style? Thats news to me.


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October 13, 2019, 09:45 PM
jimmy123x
This is clearly a first world problem. Big Grin My biggest gripe of hot dog buns is that the manufacturers are now making them too small and that many of the hot dogs are clearly too long for the hot dog buns.
October 14, 2019, 12:27 AM
zoom6zoom
well, New England does seem to be the only place you can reliably find the top split buns.

Not only are they superior for filling and holding, but when buttered and grilled on the sides they reach new levels. Just couldn't have a lobster roll without them.




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October 14, 2019, 01:14 AM
YooperSigs
This is saddening for me. Lots of better bun choices exist, but none in the Yoop. We truly are in the sticks.


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October 14, 2019, 05:15 AM
simmy952
The New Egland style are the best. A little butter and toasted before adding your hot dog. They work well for dogs, brats, and sloppy joes.