Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
June 10, 2013, 10:27 PM
Orguss
Catzilla!
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you **** with me, I'll kill you all. US Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
June 11, 2013, 08:30 AM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by cjwagner: Tyrannosauru-kitty!
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
June 11, 2013, 11:56 AM
OneWheelDrive
Ceilingcatzilla.
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
June 11, 2013, 12:01 PM
dosborn81
Cardboardcatasoarus. Rex.
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June 11, 2013, 12:06 PM
Jus228
"One dot to rule them all" LOL!!! That is by far my favorite in this 112 page thread. Hahaha that cracked me up really good!
!~God Bless the U.S. Military~!
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
June 11, 2013, 01:52 PM
cjwagner
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
quote:
Originally posted by cjwagner: Tyrannosauru-kitty!
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
June 11, 2013, 02:05 PM
Audioholic
What to do while waiting for new cat pics:
"Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard
June 11, 2013, 02:11 PM
Psychobastard
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
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Originally posted by Psychobastard: MY cat will head butt if I'm down on the floor is pitty-pattin mdoe. If I'm standing up he usually just claws the shit out of my leg, occasionally climbing up it and more than once hooking my "balzac" in the process. Explain to certain people why you have a Band-aid on your testicles.
Lately he's taken to leaving me with marks on my feet. Not just a scratch mind you but go right ahead and puncture thorough the socks. Blood stains seem to hold up really well on 100% cotton fabric.
Seriously? This animal has repeatedly and intentionally drawn blood and you keep it around?
That would be a game-ender for me.
The leg "kneeding" thing is a sign of affection and acceptance. The snagging my testicles is accidental.
"Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men." - St. Augustine
June 11, 2013, 02:25 PM
MtnPlinker
June 11, 2013, 03:49 PM
Swain0351
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous