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February 08, 2013, 08:39 AM
IrishWind
Enough with the cat pictures



Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
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February 08, 2013, 11:15 AM
AllenInAR
quote:
Originally posted by IrishWind:


Winner!!!! LMBO


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February 08, 2013, 12:49 PM
Sig2340
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Originally posted by egregore:
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quote:
"The Cat that Walked by Himself"

Originally all the tame animals were wild, but especially the Cat: he walked by himself and all places were alike to him. The Man was wild too until he met the Woman, who chose a Cave for them to live in, lit a fire in it and hung a horsehide over the opening. She cooked a meal of wild ingredients.

Then, while the Man slept, she took the bladebone of a shoulder of mutton and made a Singing Magic. This attracted the Dog, and on the next two nights she similarly lured the Horse and the Cow to visit the cave. They agreed to provide services to the couple, the Dog in exchange for roast meat and the other two for hay that she had dried by the fire. Each time the Cat followed and eavesdropped, called them fools, and went off to tell no one.

On the fourth night the Cat went to the cave and smelt the warm milk from the Cow. The Woman laughed at him and told him to go back to the woods. The Cat flattered her and asked if he might never come in the Cave, sit by the fire or taste the milk. She answered that if she praised him once, twice and three times, his three wishes would be granted, but swore she never would. The Cat left, but the Bat reported to him what was happening.

When he heard the Woman had a Baby, the Cat knew his time had come. He went and found that the Baby crying outside the Cave. He rubbed himself against it till it laughed. The Bat told the Woman, who blessed whatever creature was responsible, whereupon the horsehide fell down and the Cat was admitted to the Cave. The Woman was annoyed. She began to spin, but the Baby cried again, and the Cat told her to tie her spinning-whorl to a thread to pull about the floor for him to chase. This made the Baby laugh, then it clutched the Cat, who purred it to sleep. The Woman thanked him, then the fire smoked and the Cat was found warming himself. She was furious, and made a Still Magic to prevent herself from granting the third wish. In the quiet, a mouse came out and she screamed. When the Cat killed the mouse, she thanked him, and the Milk-pot cracked open, allowing him to drink.

But he had made no bargain with the Man or the Dog. The man said the Cat must always catch mice or have boots and other objects thrown at him. The Cat agreed, but defiantly, so was told that three things would still be thrown. The Dog threatened to bite the Cat if he were ever unkind to the Baby, and receiving a defiant consent, promised always to chase him up a tree. Man and Dog carried out their threats; most men and all dogs will do the same, though the Cat keeps his bargain. But on moonlit nights he roams the woods or the roofs, walking by his wild lone.


This was the first story I recall my mother reading to me.

At the time I was nearly dead from the measles.





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February 08, 2013, 01:55 PM
Stirek
Now that Monopoly has a cat piece, here are the rules


February 08, 2013, 05:51 PM
Growler67













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February 08, 2013, 06:59 PM
deankal
quote:
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That's not a cat its a KOT - I played this video for my wife and she said she grew up in Russia listening to this singer.
February 08, 2013, 08:51 PM
MtnPlinker

February 08, 2013, 10:42 PM
Mr. Kook
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
[QUOTE] "The Cat that Walked by Himself"

This was the first story I recall my mother reading to me.

At the time I was nearly dead from the measles.


I must have read that story to my kids a dozen times already. My oldest two love it. We've only had he Just So stories for a couple months now.




Thank you President Trump.
February 09, 2013, 12:50 PM
Growler67




Hiccup....and scatter, then mom does a walk-through.....









Practice does NOT make perfect. Perfection is an Ideal and thus cannot exist in the real world. To seek perfection is to set yourself up for failure. Instead, strive for Excellence. Excellence is an attainable goal -Coach George Yamamoto, Mililani High School, RIP
February 09, 2013, 02:46 PM
OneWheelDrive



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February 09, 2013, 09:33 PM
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February 10, 2013, 05:39 AM
Gear.Up

February 10, 2013, 08:38 PM
Growler67
Cats are jerks.....














Practice does NOT make perfect. Perfection is an Ideal and thus cannot exist in the real world. To seek perfection is to set yourself up for failure. Instead, strive for Excellence. Excellence is an attainable goal -Coach George Yamamoto, Mililani High School, RIP
February 10, 2013, 10:39 PM
enidpd804
Growler, I thank you. Cool





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February 11, 2013, 01:16 PM
egregore





February 11, 2013, 07:38 PM
bald eagle
egregore...

That's some good stuff! Big Grin

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February 11, 2013, 08:29 PM
coffeeaddict



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February 11, 2013, 10:11 PM
Orguss




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February 12, 2013, 08:04 AM
Orguss




"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
February 12, 2013, 11:06 AM
Growler67













Practice does NOT make perfect. Perfection is an Ideal and thus cannot exist in the real world. To seek perfection is to set yourself up for failure. Instead, strive for Excellence. Excellence is an attainable goal -Coach George Yamamoto, Mililani High School, RIP