I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 21, 2012, 10:01 AM
bald eagle
^^^^^ ^^^^^
Apparently you don't know who I think I am!
April 21, 2012, 10:25 AM
Jim Shugart
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
You should have appealed that, Orguss.
Point #1: Cats have sharp claws attached to their fingers (unlike us).
Point #2: Cats can reach their equipment with their faces (unlike us).
Point #3: This is definitely NOT cat masturbation. (Or at least not the way I'd choke my chicken, were I a cat.)
Q.E.D.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 21, 2012, 01:21 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
Holy cow! Are you kidding me? Wow.
God bless America.
April 21, 2012, 01:25 PM
Fowler
quote:
quote: Originally posted by Orguss: I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
Next thing you know you'll show up on the Sex Offender list (probably under the "Sex-with-Animals" sub-group).
------------------------------ Just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're wrong.
April 21, 2012, 09:33 PM
getupatree
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
Holy cow! Are you kidding me? Wow.
obviously, it was because there was a p*ssy in the pic.
My grandfather voted republican until the day he died, now he votes democrat.
April 22, 2012, 01:33 PM
sigalert
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
All those fine avatars and you get busted for that?????
“Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison
"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson
April 22, 2012, 01:43 PM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
You should have appealed that, Orguss.
Point #1: Cats have sharp claws attached to their fingers (unlike us).
Point #2: Cats can reach their equipment with their faces (unlike us).
Point #3: This is definitely NOT cat masturbation. (Or at least not the way I'd choke my chicken, were I a cat.)
Q.E.D.
I actually said something along these lines when I was presented with the write-up. The client we were working for was a City agency and the complainant was a female supervisor, so I had to take the hit. I made a show of pointing out every possibly offensive item in the office after I returned, though.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 22, 2012, 02:14 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
You should have appealed that, Orguss.
Point #1: Cats have sharp claws attached to their fingers (unlike us).
Point #2: Cats can reach their equipment with their faces (unlike us).
Point #3: This is definitely NOT cat masturbation. (Or at least not the way I'd choke my chicken, were I a cat.)
Q.E.D.
I actually said something along these lines when I was presented with the write-up. The client we were working for was a City agency and the complainant was a female supervisor, so I had to take the hit. I made a show of pointing out every possibly offensive item in the office after I returned, though.
Sometimes the people you have to endure are worse than any silly "punishments" they can dish out.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
April 25, 2012, 10:01 PM
Jim Shugart
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 25, 2012, 11:19 PM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
April 26, 2012, 12:26 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:... I thought of that, but figured I was already at my pun quota for the day!
Never let one get away, someone always needs a laff or a groan.
It let's them know they are alive.
We are doing them a service.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
April 26, 2012, 01:16 PM
Jim Shugart
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:... I thought of that, but figured I was already at my pun quota for the day!
Never let one get away, someone always needs a laff or a groan.
It let's them know they are alive.
We are doing them a service.
Thanks for your service, monkey. Kinda like pain, huh?
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 26, 2012, 01:22 PM
policetruck
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Originally posted by Oat_Action_Man: I'm chuckling at how predictable the responses to this topic are.
I can only assume Milliron knew exactly what would happen.
Oat
The only reason I clicked on this was to look at 8 pages of cat pictures!
Wow.
