"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 03, 2017, 07:54 AM
Tuckerrnr1
_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
December 03, 2017, 09:57 AM
Orguss
^ Immediately after this pic was taken the cat pushed both cups off the shelf.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
December 04, 2017, 11:35 AM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: ^ Immediately after this pic was taken the cat pushed both cups off the shelf.
...and made Buddah, One with the Floor.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
December 04, 2017, 11:36 AM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
December 04, 2017, 09:00 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:
Mine brought me a dead mouse at 0200. Mikkel jumped onto my chest to wake me wake me up, then waited until my eyes focused, and then dropped the dead mouse onto my face.
He's a real joker.
He thought my cry of "HOLY SHIT!! Aarrrgggwwwaaahh!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" wasn't that original, but my best drunken epileptic giraffe on bath salts dance was a riot.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 05, 2017, 07:12 AM
PHPaul
quote:
He thought my cry of "HOLY SHIT!! Aarrrgggwwwaaahh!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" wasn't that original, but my best drunken epileptic giraffe on bath salts dance was a riot.
That may be the funniest thing in this thread to date!
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
December 05, 2017, 08:59 AM
Bisleyblackhawk
I think I've found the ultimate Christmas bling for your ketteh...
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
December 05, 2017, 09:52 AM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340: Mine brought me a dead mouse at 0200. Mikkel jumped onto my chest to wake me wake me up, then waited until my eyes focused, and then dropped the dead mouse onto my face.
He's a real joker.
He thought my cry of "HOLY SHIT!! Aarrrgggwwwaaahh!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" wasn't that original, but my best drunken epileptic giraffe on bath salts dance was a riot.
He probably just wanted you to cook it for him. "I kill it, you grill it."
December 07, 2017, 01:45 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk: I think I've found the ultimate Christmas bling for your ketteh...
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
December 07, 2017, 02:19 PM
kz1000
quote:
Won't that get encrusted with feline feces?
I don't know, but my cat had a huge Klingon on his ass once. I grabbed some TP & yanked it. He was NOT amused.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
December 07, 2017, 09:26 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by kz1000:
quote:
Won't that get encrusted with feline feces?
I don't know, but my cat had a huge Klingon on his ass once. I grabbed some TP & yanked it. He was NOT amused.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
December 08, 2017, 01:15 PM
Ripley
^^^^^^^^^^ So no one is left hanging, the result of above --
