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April 03, 2016, 07:54 PM
Skins2881
Enough with the cat pictures
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Little John is my vote.

Thanks for saving him.


I vote for Achoo

Are you keeping him or he just staying til you can find him a home?



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 03, 2016, 08:24 PM
just1tym
May God bless you always..


Regards, Will G.
April 03, 2016, 08:48 PM
Chowser
It's a girl! She's going to stay with me. I think she imprinted on me. She's been riding on my shoulder for hours. She gets angry when I have to get out of the car for a call.

Just stopped by the emergency pet clinic because I had to drop off a dog we found on the road with a broken leg in a laundry basket. No collar or microchip. Obviously someone's pet that they can't afford to treat so they just dump it off. I really hate these people.

Kitty is healthy. I'm going to take her home and clean her up. Already made an appointment to get her spayed and get her up to date on shots. There's a good spay/neuter clinic in Cleveland that's not expensive.

Dispatch took up a small collection so we're good here. I've got plenty of food and litter boxes.

This will be cat #8 I've rescued and kept from work these past 18 years. I really should get a farm. Or a bigger house.

Now, between my house and my ex-wife's, my daughter can tell people she has 11 cats, 2 dogs and a rabbit that were all rescues.



Not minority enough!
April 03, 2016, 08:55 PM
Skins2881
Awesome Chowser!

Maid Marian then? Smile



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 03, 2016, 10:26 PM
sigmonkey
^^^
Ha!




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
April 03, 2016, 10:29 PM
clubleaf206
quote:
Originally posted by Chowser:
Sometimes I just hate people

Today after clearing a domestic violence call, I'm outside the apartment building and there's a cat outside shivering. Old lady at the window tells me that the people next to her got evicted and moved out on Friday and just left their cat outside. There was a big snow storm last night too.

So now I'm going to have to come up with a name from Robin Hood since the apartment complex is called Sherwood Village.


So for the rest of the night, my car is the feline unit.



You're a good man. My vote for a name would be Marian.


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April 04, 2016, 01:34 AM
YooperSigs
I made it a point to visit the all night businesses on my beat every night.
On a below zero night, I walked into a BP Station and the (insert your choice of expletive) clerk said "are you here about the cat"?
She then showed me a kitten behind a pile of pallets. It was ice covered and once I got it in the car, I saw it was barely breathing.
I drove home, dried the kitten and put it in a box with a towel. I did not think it would survive since it was so weak.
When I came home, the box was empty and the kitten was hiding under the couch.
Its ALLLLIIIVE!
Lived with me for many years.
Named: January.


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
April 04, 2016, 11:27 AM
Orguss




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April 04, 2016, 12:19 PM
OneWheelDrive
quote:
So now I'm going to have to come up with a name from Robin Hood since the apartment complex is called Sherwood Village.


Gender be damned, name her Tuck.


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Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
April 04, 2016, 12:48 PM
Chowser
Thank you everyone. I wanted to name her Gisbourne, gender be damned as well, but when I sent a picture to my daughter, she responded with one word. "CLAIMED"

(Walking Dead fans will get the reference)

She says the name will be Bandit.
Short for The Bandit of Sherwood.



Not minority enough!
April 04, 2016, 01:01 PM
newtoSig765
We took in a stray grey tabby that my girlfriend decided to name Ganfalf. I didn't know what to call him after he gave birth to a litter of three kittens. Wink


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April 04, 2016, 01:55 PM
GaryBF
quote:
...when I sent a picture to my daughter, she responded with one word. "CLAIMED"

Another happy ending!
April 04, 2016, 06:25 PM
airsoft guy


Yesterday I had a date (with a real girl even! No foolies!), so I didn't come home until later than usual. Well, that just wouldn't do for Agnes, she was very upset with me, meowing and stomping around the house until I went to bed. Then she jumped up and immediately climbed under the covers with me. Agnes is a jealous kitty.



quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
April 04, 2016, 06:54 PM
ARMT Guy
quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:


Yesterday I had a date (with a real girl even! No foolies!), so I didn't come home until later than usual. Well, that just wouldn't do for Agnes, she was very upset with me, meowing and stomping around the house until I went to bed. Then she jumped up and immediately climbed under the covers with me. Agnes is a jealous kitty.


Hmmm... from the look on her face, I'd say you're in the dog house. Big Grin

Better take her out and/or buy her something really nice.




"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."




April 04, 2016, 07:40 PM
egregore
Big Grin That picture is begging for a caption.
April 04, 2016, 07:57 PM
sigmonkey
AGNF

A Ginger never forgets.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
April 04, 2016, 10:28 PM
Jim Shugart




When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 05, 2016, 09:31 AM
rburg
Will wonders never cease! Shugart has a photo of a kitty, not a pussy. But I like it.


Unhappy ammo seeker
April 05, 2016, 12:34 PM
dsiets
I'm not a smart Kitteh. Or, I've got 8 lives left.

April 05, 2016, 01:36 PM
PHPaul
Ha! That dog was definitely giving that cat the Stink Eye!




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