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Enough with the cat pictures

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January 25, 2016, 10:32 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
Enough with the cat pictures
From the Oatmeal...sounds like a good project for those with an indoor ketteh if they escape their confines...

Get more info at the website below...

http://www.explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict







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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
January 26, 2016, 09:02 AM
tanner
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Epic 'Cat Pictures' thread!
Happy Birthday to youuuu!
....and many more!



January 26, 2016, 09:35 AM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by tanner:
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Epic 'Cat Pictures' thread!
Happy Birthday to youuuu!
....and many more!


Thank you tanner...I did not notice Smile...




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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
January 26, 2016, 12:01 PM
Orguss
I feel bad for this little guy. Having fun and shot down by a grump.





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January 26, 2016, 12:32 PM
Paragon
Don't feel bad for him. You know when the camera got put down he got picked up and cuddled



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January 26, 2016, 01:14 PM
sigmonkey
...and likely a Maine coon, will grow up to be about 16 pounds of badass mini-bobcat and whoop ol' grumpypuss.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
January 26, 2016, 01:45 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
"Spare the paw...and spoil the kitten" must be the grump's mantra Big Grin


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
January 26, 2016, 01:48 PM
BBMW
Maine Coons are usually nice cats. BIIGGGGG but nice.

I had what we thought was a Golden Eyed White Maine Coon (found, so we didn't exactly get papers, but that's what she looked like.) Smartest, most effusively affectionate cat I've ever seen.

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
...and likely a Maine coon, will grow up to be about 16 pounds of badass mini-bobcat and whoop ol' grumpypuss.

January 26, 2016, 02:16 PM
OneWheelDrive
quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:
From the Oatmeal...sounds like a good project for those with an indoor ketteh if they escape their confines...

Get more info at the website below...

http://www.explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict






Ok, but she's not happy.



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Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
January 26, 2016, 04:15 PM
pbslinger
4 years and 304 pages. That's a lot of pussy.
January 27, 2016, 07:12 PM
egregore

January 27, 2016, 08:14 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by Efranzen:


OMFG a moving cucumber!!!!!



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
January 27, 2016, 08:31 PM
egregore

January 27, 2016, 08:33 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
That bearded dragon is probably thinking to itself..."I am such a bad-ass" Big Grin


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
January 27, 2016, 09:03 PM
IrishWind
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:


So true


Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
January 27, 2016, 10:08 PM
sigmonkey
Hahahahahahahaha




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
January 28, 2016, 06:21 AM
SecurityGeek
I often envy my cats - here are three of the five (Eggbert, PeeWee, and Ruckus). Little Brother and Bad Leroy are under the bed.




"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

- Satchel Paige
January 28, 2016, 10:58 AM
Jeff Yarchin
Meet The Woman Who Claims She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human’s Bodyby Karen Harris






You’ve heard of people being transgender, but have you ever met someone who considers herself “trans-species”?

In Oslo, Norway, 20-year-old Nano identifies herself as a cat.

She said her lightbulb moment came when she was told by doctors she had a “genetic defect” at the age of sixteen. That’s when she realized why she was different: she was really a cat.

While uncommon, Nano is not alone in feeling she embodies the spirit of an animal. There is a phenomenon called Otherkin, which Wikipedia describes as “…people who identify as partially or entirely non-human.”

Because she identifies herself as a cat, she lives her life a little different. She sleeps in sinks and on windowsills. She hisses at dogs and hates water. Sometimes, she walks around on all fours.

Nano even claims she has heightened senses, hearing things that humans and can’t, and possessing the ability to see better at night than in the daylight. She says she can see critters scurrying in the dark, and when asked if she’s ever got a mouse, she says that she’s tried, but has yet to catch one.

Although Nano’s condition is not common, she seems to have found a kindred spirit. Her best friend Svien, who still considers himself human, also feels he is partially cat. It’s a little confusing, but as Nano puts it, “He is human but have someone in his head that is a cat, and I am born as a cat.”

The two even claim to “communicate in cat language” with each other, even translating snippets of human conversation into meows for the reporter.

But there’s one small inconsistency between the Nano and Svien’s exchange and cat culture: cats don’t actually meow as a form of conversational language, but rather, to express their emotions to their humans.

While Nano’s psychologist says that she’ll grow out of her cat identity, she claims that this will never happen because her “genetic defect” is permanent. Nano says that she was “born in the wrong species.”

Whether you think that this literal “cat-lady” is legitimate or outlandish, it’s no surprise that this intriguing video has gone viral.



http://iheartcats.com/meet-the...ed-in-a-humans-body/
January 28, 2016, 11:12 AM
mrmn50
Does she have a food subscription with you yet??

I say, " Good luck to her". Maybe on the fast track for the welfare system?? She could be your first client to pay with food stamps.

Be well.
January 28, 2016, 11:21 AM
Jeff Yarchin
quote:
Originally posted by mrmn50:
Does she have a food subscription with you yet??

I say, " Good luck to her". Maybe on the fast track for the welfare system?? She could be your first client to pay with food stamps.

Be well.


I think the Primal Feline Raw diet would be best for her.

Ingredients: Beef Hearts, Beef Livers, Ground Beef Bones, Salmon, Organic Kale, Organic Squash, Organic Carrots, Organic Apples, Organic Broccoli, Cranberries, Blueberries, Organic Pumpkin Seeds, Organic Sunflower Seeds, Montmorillonite Clay, Organic Apple Cider Vinegar, Organic Parsley, Salmon Oil, Taurine, Organic Coconut Oil, Cod Liver Oil, Organic Quinoa Sprout Powder, Dried Organic Kelp, Alfalfa, Vitamin E Supplement.