"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
November 12, 2015, 02:00 PM
Spectre
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
I'm not buying that cats don't taste sweet. I've had several who loved raw sugar.
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
November 13, 2015, 11:15 AM
ChuckFinley
_________________________ NRA Endowment Member _________________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
November 13, 2015, 12:16 PM
WaterburyBob
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
November 13, 2015, 01:29 PM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
I present to the Forum my cat Chuck Norris. I named him that because the day I brought him home from the shelter, he opened up a large can of whoop-ass on the dog. They are pals now, but he only has room in his icy cold heart for 2 humans, and one dog. He has attacked many others.
November 13, 2015, 01:50 PM
lkdr1989
He looks like a Raccoon at a BLM protest who just got a shave at the local barber school
quote:
Originally posted by Rev. A. J. Forsyth: I present to the Forum my cat Chuck Norris. I named him that because the day I brought him home from the shelter, he opened up a large can of whoop-ass on the dog. They are pals now, but he only has room in his icy cold heart for 2 humans, and one dog. He has attacked many others.
...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV
"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV
November 13, 2015, 03:16 PM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
I agree with you completely. He has some hardcore allergies in the spring and likes to remove all hair from the undercarriage. I need to get him on the antihistamines earlier next year. He also has a habit of consuming mice only to later regurgitate their dismembered corpses onto the floor.
November 13, 2015, 03:37 PM
Ripley
quote:
Originally posted by Rev. A. J. Forsyth: I present to the Forum my cat Chuck Norris. I named him that because the day I brought him home from the shelter, he opened up a large can of whoop-ass on the dog. They are pals now, but he only has room in his icy cold heart for 2 humans, and one dog. He has attacked many others.
Welcome, Mr. Norris, sir. Sounds like your Chief of Staff has things well in order.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
November 13, 2015, 03:39 PM
just1tym
quote:
Originally posted by fwbulldog:
Mt cat, Willow, regularly kicks the Great Dane out of her bed.
Mine loves to claim my leather office chair. I have to put towels down to keep him from nail marks when he stretches out. It's almost a game to see who can get the chair first somedays!
Regards, Will G.
November 13, 2015, 04:13 PM
PHPaul
Re: Chuck Finley's video...
Egg? Mog? Is it just me?
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
November 13, 2015, 08:28 PM
Il Cattivo
quote:
Originally posted by Rev. A. J. Forsyth: I agree with you completely. He has some hardcore allergies in the spring and likes to remove all hair from the undercarriage. I need to get him on the antihistamines earlier next year. He also has a habit of consuming mice only to later regurgitate their dismembered corpses onto the floor.
Trust me. That's better than the "brown cone of death" coming out the other end when a cat tears into a field rat for lunch.
November 13, 2015, 09:10 PM
dsiets
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Originally posted by PHPaul: Re: Chuck Finley's video...
Egg? Mog? Is it just me?
I'm not sure if you are stretching it or on to something.
As for Chuck Norris cat, what is he screaming in those pics?
November 13, 2015, 10:53 PM
Il Cattivo
I dunno, that looks like the yawn of a supremely confident cat to me.
November 17, 2015, 10:12 AM
Sig2340
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Originally posted by ChuckFinley: [FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/kuRn2S7iPNU" width="560"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]
The burnt turkey reminded me of
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 17, 2015, 10:38 AM
OneWheelDrive
It's evil, don't touch it.
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
November 17, 2015, 11:02 AM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
quote:
As for Chuck Norris cat, what is he screaming in those pics?
"Scratch my bald belly now, or I will dismember you".
November 17, 2015, 11:45 AM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
November 18, 2015, 09:27 AM
ersatzknarf
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340: The burnt turkey reminded me of
quote:
Originally posted by OneWheelDrive: It's evil, don't touch it.
'Time Bandits' love that movie !
November 19, 2015, 02:15 PM
jbcummings
———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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