"Thank you, Keeper of the Food and Cleaner of the Pan! In return for these minutes of pampering, I shall knead your body with my flesh-rending claws that you may never forget this pleasant time together."
That's a nightly routine at my home and part of being a cat owner. All of my shirts have holes in them and my belly looks looks like a drug addict's.
September 23, 2015, 02:36 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by brecaidra:
This happened to me. Once I was sleeping in a tent on my porch. I was dreaming that I was being crushed and couldn't breathe. I woke up and there was a stray cat sitting on my chest with it's face about two inches from mine.
You should be thankful you survived...it was probably trying to "steal your breath"...cats are notorious for that ...
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
September 23, 2015, 03:21 PM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
September 23, 2015, 03:49 PM
AllenInAR
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
CREEPY CAT LADY LEVEL TWO BAZILLION
Surely I'm not the only one who thinks she's cute?
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September 23, 2015, 03:56 PM
Phantom229
I just now saw the cats shirt.... She is cute.
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September 23, 2015, 05:05 PM
mrbill345
Don't call me Shirley.
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September 23, 2015, 05:43 PM
JeffreyD103
quote:
Originally posted by AllenInWV:
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
CREEPY CAT LADY LEVEL TWO BAZILLION
Surely I'm not the only one who thinks she's cute?
You are not, sir.
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September 23, 2015, 06:33 PM
RAMIUS
quote:
Originally posted by Milliron: I like cats, more than most. I have two. However, I've had about as much Icanhazcheezburger.com as I can stand. It was cute the first time, even the second time, even the third time. It is no longer cute after thirty times.
Get a life, for Christ's sake.
/rant off
Cats be cattin'.
September 23, 2015, 07:27 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
quote:
Originally posted by Milliron: I like cats, more than most. I have two. However, I've had about as much Icanhazcheezburger.com as I can stand. It was cute the first time, even the second time, even the third time. It is no longer cute after thirty times.
Get a life, for Christ's sake.
/rant off
Cats be cattin'.
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September 24, 2015, 08:50 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
September 28, 2015, 10:50 AM
feersum dreadnaught
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September 28, 2015, 12:26 PM
Sig2340
Nice is overrated
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September 29, 2015, 09:57 AM
Tuckerrnr1
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September 29, 2015, 12:34 PM
sigmonkey
^^^
Deworming might help.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
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