"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
July 12, 2015, 06:55 PM
egregore
It's a trap!
July 13, 2015, 04:42 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
July 13, 2015, 07:53 PM
jbcummings
———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
July 18, 2015, 01:05 PM
Orguss
I pulled this from a model's Instagram feed. (I cropped her out, though.) It's crazy that this cat has not one but two collars, which appear to be belted to her handlers.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
July 18, 2015, 04:05 PM
sigmonkey
^^^
"I could do a spinning flip, slice, dice and end both of you before you're hats touch the ground."
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
July 18, 2015, 11:16 PM
rburg
If you look, the girl standing on our right has the leash hooked to her belt. If the kitty saw a mouse (or antelope, or whatever) and lunged, the girl would follow on her face. I doubt that she could even keep from flying if she saw it coming. But I'd like to watch, just one time.
Unhappy ammo seeker
July 19, 2015, 06:59 AM
egregore
July 19, 2015, 09:53 AM
k5blazer
quote:
Originally posted by rburg: If you look, the girl standing on our right has the leash hooked to her belt. If the kitty saw a mouse (or antelope, or whatever) and lunged, the girl would follow on her face. I doubt that she could even keep from flying if she saw it coming. But I'd like to watch, just one time.
Methinks the purple collars aren't tight enough. Could be trouble once the girl face plants.
July 20, 2015, 12:25 PM
newtoSig765
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
July 20, 2015, 05:46 PM
medic451
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
July 20, 2015, 08:58 PM
oilpatch29
quote:
Originally posted by k5blazer: [QUOTE]Originally posted by rburg: If you look, the girl standing on our right has the leash hooked to her belt. If the kitty saw a mouse (or antelope, or whatever) and lunged, the girl would follow on her face. I doubt that she could even keep from flying if she saw it coming. But I'd like to watch, just one time.
I know, how about we tie this bony little white girl to a 140lb. professional killer. What could possibly go wrong.
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July 20, 2015, 09:56 PM
rburg
You could even be nice and tame and describe it as a 140# top fuel dragster. What, zero to 60 in the first lunge, maybe 2 seconds.
Unhappy ammo seeker
July 21, 2015, 08:24 AM
jbcummings
quote:
Originally posted by rburg: You could even be nice and tame and describe it as a 140# top fuel dragster. What, zero to 60 in the first lunge, maybe 2 seconds.
Probably less than that, but regardless that twig is going to get snapped in two.
———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
July 21, 2015, 08:36 AM
Sig2340
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
