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A Grateful American |
^^^ Channeling his inner hamster? Or is the "dinner" hamster. You are what you eat... "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Grandiosity is a sign of mental illness |
The facehugger would basically be trying to force-feed the cat a pill. Bet on the cat. | |||
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| A Grateful American |
Damn straight. I bet cats have been keeping the earth safe from aliumz since the beginning of time. They came, built the pyramids, tried to enslave us and the cats ate 'em. It's all in the Hieroglyphs... "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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 ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| A Grateful American |
It's a ploy by the cat to lure more aliens into a chokepoint. The cat will always lie. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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[meanie alert] As a kid I used to tape the whiskers above our cats eyes so she would walk backwards. I invented the moonwalk, MJ just copied Miss Piggy. I would also put aluminum foil on her paws so she would break dance (another of my inventions of which I get no credit or royalties). It is mean but to a teen boy, funny as hell. [/meanie alert] Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. -Ovid NRA Life Member NRA Certified Basic Pistol Instructor | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
I must find this beverage.  ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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 _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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Sweet lamp. ---------------------------- Evolve. Revolve. Dissolve. | |||
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Not fully charged yet, it's eyes are only yellow. They have to go fully green for a full charge. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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This Space for Rent |
I'm afraid to ask what is on the end of that power cord  We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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| A Grateful American |
(Pssssst....  it's a cat...)"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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 "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
It's an iCat... Charging up for the next run | |||
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