Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
November 26, 2013, 11:00 AM
OneWheelDrive
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
November 26, 2013, 11:09 AM
vinnybass
^^^ My sentiments exactly.
"We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities."
November 26, 2013, 12:15 PM
newtoSig765
^^^^^ Wait! What's tha...
Huh? Oh, yeah! There IS a cat in the picture! I see it now.
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
November 26, 2013, 12:19 PM
Paragon
cat's name is karma.
NRA Basic Pistol Instructor NRA Range Safety Officer
November 26, 2013, 01:33 PM
Psychobastard
quote:
Originally posted by OneWheelDrive:
See. Cats CAN be trained.
"Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men." - St. Augustine
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 26, 2013, 08:51 PM
galuzil
November 26, 2013, 10:04 PM
coffeeaddict
^^^^^^^^^^ So true!
_______________ Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have. — Barry Goldwater
One day I woke up to this weird wheezing sound right in front of me. I opened my eyes and found Agnes' nose about an inch away from mine. She had managed to climb under the covers, wiggle under my arm and fall asleep face to face. I only woke up because she was snoring.
quote:
Originally posted by Will938: If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
November 27, 2013, 09:11 AM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
November 27, 2013, 09:46 AM
navyshooter
WUT?!?!?
"Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.”
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem
Montani Semper Liberi
November 27, 2013, 02:00 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
One day I woke up to this weird wheezing sound right in front of me. I opened my eyes and found Agnes' nose about an inch away from mine. She had managed to climb under the covers, wiggle under my arm and fall asleep face to face. I only woke up because she was snoring.
If my grandmother were to see a cat doing this...she would freak... She believed the old wives tale that cats will "suck your breath" while you sleep and you will die in your sleep ... You want to kill a baby just let a cat around it while it sleeps..."it will suck its breath"!... You are lucky to be alive
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
November 27, 2013, 02:43 PM
newtoSig765
quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy: ...I only woke up because she was snoring.
Cats don't normally snore. Talk to your Vet about the possibility your cat has asthma, as a couple of ours did.
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
November 27, 2013, 08:38 PM
matthew03
I recently woke to a nauseating smell, my kitten Banshee was fast asleep curled up with her mouth open directly under my nose; fishy cat breath.
So true!
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