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bendable, until you start posting cats in here, don't poke fingers at others. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Y'know, I wonder what cats are like on bendable's planet? Maybe it's like Alf, and cats are considered tasty delicacies.  | |||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0tiT7KlACM Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Cats taste great when lightly battered, fired, and topped with a generous helping of Sweet & Sour sauce. ------- A turbo: Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens, and you go faster. Mr. Doom and Gloom "King in the north!" "Slow is smooth... and also slow. | |||
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That video makes me feel better about the TatorTodd family's alpha female cat's behavior at the vet. This story is a good example of her animosity toward the vet. She got an infection after having a tooth pulled, and I found her semi-conscious lying in her own vomit. I grabbed the carrier to take her to the vet, and she didn't even flinch (normally, if she gets wind of a vet trip there ends up being furniture moved and overturned). She didn't make a single noise in the ride in the truck either, and I was checking at stoplights to see if she was still alive. The vet tech puts us in an exam room, and she's still semi-conscious so I lift her out of the carrier and set her gently on the exam table. The vet walks in, and she lifts up her head and hisses. That's when I knew she'd be all right. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Oh, boy. My kids do stuff like that, they LOVE sliding on hardwood floors. | |||
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It seems like your swiffer would get really heavy after a few more cats. | |||
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Small boys are even heavier.  Anything moving across the floor, they hitch a ride. Put a blanket on the floor and pull it, and boys appear hanging onto or riding on the blanket. I'm going to have to try that with cats, as soon as I get some cats. | |||
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This one isn't funny. That cat's life is in very real danger. In Germany where the windows can be opened like this by leaning them inward thus creating that V opening, many cats and small dogs try to jump through. They get caught in and slide down into the V an get stuck. Every time they exhale they sink a little tighter in until they suffocate. Some members here might remember when my family lost our two cats in Germany. This exactly how it happened. One was on top of the other when we found them in the morning. The one on bottom was already dead and the one on top was too far gone and died at the Vet the next day. One of my worst memories was having to pull them out of there. Sorry to be a bummer on such an otherwise very funny thread, but this one brought back some painful memories. -Chris ... if the people come to believe that the government is no longer constrained by the laws then they will conclude that neither are they. -Michael Cannon, CATO Institute. | |||
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Cats keeping the wife warm, or the wife keeping the cats warm???  Steve "The Marines I have seen around the world have, the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps." Eleanor Roosevelt, 1945 | |||
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Awesome group of furry buddies you have there, Steve. | |||
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Thermo Dynamics , its a two way street Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Symbiotic relationship  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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