My most frequently uttered phrase when surfing the innerwebz - especially Ewe Toob - is "You're an idiot!"

Yours?

Unbelievable is often uttered with head shaking for a visual effect.

"Fucking Morons"

I don't talk to myself...

That's what the dogs are for

It's ok, it's perfectly fine to talk to yourself.

However, if you catch yourself arguing with yourself, or asking "what did you just say" you'd probably need to see the shrink.

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Originally posted by OKCGene:
It's ok, it's perfectly fine to talk to yourself.

However, if you catch yourself arguing with yourself, or asking "what did you just say" you'd probably need to see the shrink.

Around my house, it's the only way to get any intelligent conversation!

I used to talk to myself often but I kept getting interrupted.

I talk to my cat. He gets me!

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Originally posted by BigSwede:
"Fucking Morons"

This.

The wife doesn't talk to herself, she talks with herself.

I talk to the tv way too much.

I drive from west Texas to central Florida once a month. Yes, I talk to myself, a lot. It's the best conversation.

Depends, it’s either effing morons toward others, or at myself, you dumbass.

When I do it, it's to have an intelligent conversation with someone !

Our host is pretty lenient with language here (as long as it's not in the title) but I suspect if I repeated some of the things I say about other drivers even he might object...

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Originally posted by Ripley:
The wife doesn't talk to herself, she talks with herself.

I talk to the tv way too much.

OMG! My wife YELLS at the TV, usually while watching one of her endless "news" programs. At least once a day I have to ask if she's yelling at the TV or for me.

The fact that her father was career Coast Guard and her first husband and I were both career Navy might give you a hint about the sort of adjectives that get used...

I was telling myself that just the other day.

When the homeless guy comes to beg, I like to start mumbling to myself.

This guy was always talking to himself.

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Sometimes talking to yourself is the only way to get an intelligent conversation.

Web, nothing, as nothing surprises me anymore. People are now more interested in their virtual life than they are their real life.

I tend to talk to myself a lot while driving. All the phone surfing while driving I tend to end up yelling in my vehicles "you jack wagon fuck stick mother fucker" a whole lot. Every drive now is an exercise in futility.