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| I gave suggestions to a millennial about improving productivity and he responded- "I need to pace myself". I told him "if you paced yourself anymore you'd be asleep".
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| Posts: 13573 | Location: Bottom of Lake Washington | Registered: March 06, 2007 |  
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| I am a millenial and I agree with you.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." |
| Posts: 3644 | Location: Two blocks from the Center of the Universe | Registered: December 30, 2004 |  
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| My millennials here take it personally when I send out a group email with a process improvement. I’m obviously picking on them. Tough shit buttercup, but this is what your leader wants.
"The days are stacked against what we think we are." Jim Harrison
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| Posts: 1142 | Location: Ann Arbor | Registered: September 07, 2011 |  
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| quote: Originally posted by braillediver: I gave suggestions to a millennial about improving productivity and he responded- "I need to pace myself". I told him "if you paced yourself anymore you'd be asleep".
After you said that did he cry?? |
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| Have you ever encountered a term that shouldn't exist, but the moment you hear it, you think both, "Damn, that's true" and "I don't want to live on this planet anymore?" I did. That term is: "Coronial."  |
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| I tell pretty much every new class of trainees that they're (figuratively) pledging OUR fraternity, not the other way around. And given that they will spend an appreciable part of their early careers working for and with NON-Millennials, it's time for them to get a crash course on US.
For many, this is a novel concept, and they're seeing it for the first time in the 20s. |
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| This is my workshop for millennials: Do your damn jobs, do them right, and complete your tasks per deadlines.
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| Years ago I took a similar course explaining to me how I must change my expectations and my requirements to accommodate this new type of employee. My response was, "I'm not changing the way things are done just to please some smart-ass kid..." I explained to the class instructor that all past generations begin by disappointing their parents in some way. My father didn't think I worked hard enough, his father didn't think he worked hard enough etc. Eventually the younger generations will come around and, as all my children have done, make their parents proud.
At the same time I was a night school instructor in the advancement training class held by my local. (See my user name) While working by day, I encountered a young apprentice who seemed to go out of his way to piss me off. I finally had to send him back to the shop for "reassignment". Fast forward a couple of years and that same smart ass kid, now a journeyman, appears in my advancement training class. The only difference was, this kid had a new wife, a house with a mortgage and a kid on the way. He had lost the attitude, he was respectful, hard working and finished as one of my best students. There will always be a few that will never quite get it but most just need a little incentive.
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