I wish a dozen plagues upon the asshat who thought it was a good idea to put glitter in gift bag stuffing paper. I look like I stopped in the "gentlemen's" club before heading to the wedding.
The glitter trail will likely span 2 continents as my friends are honeymooning in the South Pacific.
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May 20, 2017, 08:39 PM
henryaz
Glitter is for your enemies only. Send them an envelope full of it.
My wife used it for a short time with her "crafts". I am finally rid of it, and glad.
May 20, 2017, 08:58 PM
matthew03
I arrive for work Friday to see my desk is decorated for my birthday, I graciously thank the girl who did it for not using stripper glitter.
Later, I open a book to read and get a lap full of stripper glitter, bitch!
My sister used to put glitter in my birthday card, I called her explained that if she did it again that all future mail from her would be returned UN opened. Worked for me.
June 04, 2017, 07:52 AM
vthoky
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Originally posted by matthew03: Later, I open a book to read and get a lap full of stripper glitter
Thank you for a great morning laugh, Matt!
God bless America.
June 04, 2017, 09:02 AM
ravens1775
Payback? First saw this in a prank war between the cast of the Walking Dead.
GLITTER ON CHRISTMAS CARDS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG
It's on my clothes, in my keyboard, all over my desk and chair and floor and carpet down the hallway.
It's like a blessing of farting unicorns ran through the building.This message has been edited. Last edited by: RichardC,
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December 21, 2017, 03:41 PM
46and2
That's evil (in the vehicle's air vents).
December 21, 2017, 04:51 PM
Patriot
Me and the wife took to opening Christmas cards on the back patio...
We feel the card...if its "fat" it usually means glitter.
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December 21, 2017, 05:36 PM
ASKSmith
Although I haven't seen one shipped in awhile, I use to see 18" cylinder shipping sleeves with the return address "BIG ASS DILDO.COM", and you could write a personal message to the recipient on the shipping label.
I did a search, and it didn't come up. Do not search for it...
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December 22, 2017, 11:44 AM
cparktd
Oh Lord! The wife bought a fake, rotating, lighted Christmas tree. The entire tree is covered with glitter... pretty, sparkly but apparently only half assed glued on glitter.
We have hardwood floors with little beveled edge on each plank. Even the Shark with a beater brush won't suck it all out of the cracks. I fear the living room is lost and is now likely eligible as a superfund site but it's f'ing everywhere to lesser degrees.
Edit to add: This stuff actually gives Never Seize a run for the money. God help me if they ever cross contaminate...
If it ain't woke... don't fix it.
December 22, 2017, 02:02 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
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Originally posted by 46and2: That's evil (in the vehicle's air vents).
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
December 22, 2017, 02:46 PM
RichardC
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Originally posted by Patriot: Me and the wife took to opening Christmas cards on the back patio...
We feel the card...if its "fat" it usually means glitter.
Actually, I am putting them IN to envelopes.
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December 22, 2017, 10:35 PM
92fstech
My kids have learned that if they make a craft at church that involves glitter to throw it away after class, because if they don't I will before we get in the car.
My wife's friend came over one time to help my wife paint my daughter's bedroom (I was not aware they were doing this). She brought paint with glitter in it. She's still not allowed back in the house.