Any product with that many commercials means I will pay to much for their product. Who pays for all that TV time...

Someone at that ad agency is letting the world know of his reoccurring issues with boiling Mister Teddy when he was a little tyke.

I actually had forgotten the teddy bear part of the ad--or my typical inattentive attention span simply glazed my brain cells over as usual once I realized who's ad it was. That is until this thread compelled me to google 'wet teddy bear' to figure out what the fuss is about. Now I probably won't ever forget it. Gee...thanks...

I spend a lot of time thinking “whoever came up with these ads must be a 20 year old boy.” NOBODY else could think these things are amusing or funny. Think the Sonic Morons (I DESPISE them) and every “poor inept stupid dad commercial”...

I used to work for Liberty.

Believe it or not, the Liberty Liberty Liberty series and the Doug/Emo commercials is their most successful ad campaign of all time.

They might be stupid, but apparently they work.

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Originally posted by jhe888:

That pizza girl Parker is kinda hot . . .

Maya the butcher girl is edgier.

My favorite commercial is Clara Peller--where's the beef?

Do not forget the "Where"s The Beef"....................... drill sgt.

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Originally posted by ryan81986:
I used to work for Liberty.

Believe it or not, the Liberty Liberty Liberty series and the Doug/Emo commercials is their most successful ad campaign of all time.

They might be stupid, but apparently they work.

Think about how stupid the average person is. Then think about the fact that half the people are more stupid than him.

~George Carlin

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Originally posted by HRK:

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Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Maybe Flo from Progressive, Doug from Liberty Mutual and Jake from State Farm can all get together and film a porno!

How about a a cage match, Flow and Jamie vs Doug and the Emu, winners take on Jake and Chris Paul

First off: Jamie would whoop the shit out of Dirty Doug and the Emu. He DOES know Muay Thai, after all.

But, Jake? Homes has legit got skillz. He got swole up on Drake and everything

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Originally posted by jhe888:

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Originally posted by WaterburyBob:

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Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Maybe Flo from Progressive, Doug from Liberty Mutual and Jake from State Farm can all get together and film a porno!

That would be a horror movie

That pizza girl Parker is kinda hot . . .

Yeah; “kinda”.

But, she’s a dude, so...


j/k

OTOH, there’s Lily from AT&T .

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Originally posted by TRMN8R:
OTOH, there’s Lily from AT&T .

Lily rocks ..

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Originally posted by selogic:

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Originally posted by TRMN8R:
OTOH, there’s Lily from AT&T .

Lily rocks ..

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Originally posted by TRMN8R:

First off: Jamie would whoop the shit out of Dirty Doug and the Emu. He DOES know Muay Thai, after all.

Idunno. Doug doesn't look like a cage fighter, but if somehow they swapped in Limu the Cassowary. That would be a badass motherf...

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Originally posted by selogic:

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Originally posted by TRMN8R:
OTOH, there’s Lily from AT&T .

Lily rocks ..

Yes, my brother. Yes, she DOES ...

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Originally posted by .38supersig:

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Originally posted by TRMN8R:

First off: Jamie would whoop the shit out of Dirty Doug and the Emu. He DOES know Muay Thai, after all.

Doug doesn't look like a cage fighter, but if somehow they swapped in Limu the Cassowary. That would be a badass motherf...

Hmmm...

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Originally posted by Graniteguy:
Bring back the Mayhem guy from All State !!

John Wick took care of him in the first movie.

I hate the Progressive commercials to the point that I would never do business with them.

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Originally posted by Syngin1066:
I hate the Progressive commercials to the point that I would never do business with them.

Same with Mike Lindell and the Balance of Nature folks. Not a chance I'd give a dime to either one of them.

It seems that those are the only two advertisers that Newsmax is able to recruit unfortunately. Their two minute long infomercials every five minutes are so tiresome that I frequently pause the channel for about 30 minutes. Then I can just fast forward through them.

I love the redhead who drives a Bronco selling some medicine. But I have zero recollection of the medicine. I guess I just have a thing for redheads. Right here.