A coffee shop has trouble over allowing the homeless to use their restrooms: “When I was in Korea we made coffee using the water from rice paddies that were fertilized with human shit and it tasted better than theirs does.”

A restaurant chain starts using a little pink paint in its interior décor, leading to the alarming conclusion that they had gone Communist: “I ate there one time 20 years ago and had to ask to have my coffee refilled. Never again.”

I have seen countless similar comments and have always wondered: What does that have to do with the topic being discussed?

A Ranger Battalion was conducting training exercises here in MQT county recently. The Sheriff's office posted a notification about the exercise on its FB page.
The idiotic comments posted ranged from bitching about aircraft noise to speculation that the military was planning to attack us on Trumps orders.
Just another example of how stupid a large swath of our populace has become. No one cared about their whining and the exercise continued as planned.

I question the ones such as…

(Random Seafood Restaurant) “I don’t really like seafood so I decided to give this place a try. Shrimp was okay I guess. Staff was friendly.”

Amazon review.

"I'm leaving a 1 star because there is no zero star rating. Box arrived damages and the contents were damaged."

(paraphrasing what they are actually saying)

"Ordered a product I love, received product.
The product is the same quality and all I have loved since forever, but the box and contents were squished to atoms by one of the several shippers that handled the package after it left both the manufacturer and the company that initially sold it.

I am giving a one star, shit review, of the product because there is no zero rating, for anyone who may be interested in the actual product, even though it has not a fucking thing to do with the product, because, well, you know, like, shipping?"