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Great responses and looks as though we are trending away from liking the californians with compromised shoes. Everyone on the thread who lives in a "destination town" is done with it by now? Come on, February?

Want to talk about motor homes and travel trailers? Pulling boats, fake Jeeps, ATVs?
 
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The combined wheelbase of an out of state truck + travel trailer + trailer with ATVs is gazillions of feet on a two-lane state highway. Down the Swan Highway that can mean a back-up of miles.

Tourists, please pull over and let us pass.
 
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Dude, your other thread is still running, why start another about the same thing three days later?


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I like flip-flops.

Tourists? Well...



 
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Flip Flops are from our beloved alien god herself.
 
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Tourists go home, but leave your cute daughters.






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When I lived in Alaska, things really changed the 2.5 to 3 months of tourist season.
  • restaurants that were excellent September to mid-May, became a turn and burn establishment that didn't give a shit if they gave you what you ordered. Therefore, other than business meals I quit going tourist season.
  • it sucked if your favorite restaurant or bar made a tourist blog or magazine. 1 to 1.5 hour waits during tourist season. Therefore, other than business meals I quit going tourist season.
  • I could drive across town after a winter storm faster than I could with all of the darn tourists driving 15 mph
  • yada, yada, yada

    I said all of the above to share my favorite Alaska tourist joke.
  • Halibut season, the bag limit is 2 fish
  • Moose season, the bag limit is 1 moose
  • What's the bag limit tourist season?



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    Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top…

    Oh - something else? Yeah not a fan of tourists, Californians or New Yorkers - but they are here in droves. Of course they vote as Democrap so eventually we may lose. Feels a bit like the 80s movie the blob…

    But hey, embrace the South and don’t be a liberal d*ck and maybe it will work out. Our not.





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