"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
Got up for less than 30 seconds to go get something, and came back to this. Not only did he steal my seat, but he somehow managed to instantly fall into a deep, oblivious sleep .
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