I had a cat do that once, minus the pizza. He decided the knob would be a good point to boost himself the rest of the way, and turned it on when I was in the bathroom. He caught his tail on fire, which allowed me to yell the forever-memorable phrase: "Girlfriend! There's a kitten on fire!"
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
December 01, 2017, 10:32 PM
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December 02, 2017, 07:43 PM
egregore
December 04, 2017, 04:13 PM
Tuckerrnr1
_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
December 05, 2017, 07:14 AM
PHPaul
^^^I bought a used Toyota wagon from that son of a bitch once.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
December 10, 2017, 07:03 PM
egregore
December 14, 2017, 05:42 PM
egregore
December 15, 2017, 09:23 AM
4MUL8R
------- Trying to simplify my life...
December 17, 2017, 07:42 AM
egregore
December 24, 2017, 11:52 AM
PHPaul
Christmas present from baby daughter, she brought the pups down for a play date.
Fate is finally filling out and looking more like an Akita, she was pretty bony there for a while.
Crichton is growing like a weed and is definitely the more laid-back of the two. Gives his sister hell tho. The two of them are good for each other.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
December 25, 2017, 07:02 PM
sigmonkey
What? No fire? You need to make some hot dogs...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
December 25, 2017, 07:45 PM
Z06
________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun.
December 27, 2017, 09:20 AM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
December 27, 2017, 11:36 AM
OneWheelDrive
The gates of the underworld look quite comfy.
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
December 27, 2017, 11:46 AM
Z06
________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun.
December 30, 2017, 06:23 PM
ersatzknarf
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Originally posted by OneWheelDrive: The gates of the underworld look quite comfy.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
Trying to post pic of our GSD enjoying his new antler... Well, using iPad a bit trickier, no right click option, ha. Tried t copy the link and could only grab this one. Anybody more savvy on this? Thanks!
