If you are driving too fast on a wet road and you are about to slide into a bus, the swear words you say will precede the dent.
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------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
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My father received correspondents ☺from a law office that was addressed to Kernel XXXXX. The salutation in the letter was the same as were several mentions in the body of the letter. He proceeded to mark it up with a red pen and send it back to the office, addressed to the principal partner, personal and confidential.
