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So proud of my wife's Grand Daughter... Not. NSFW funny.

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January 28, 2022, 04:06 AM
cparktd
So proud of my wife's Grand Daughter... Not. NSFW funny.
My Step Grand-daughter, grown with two kids of her own just posted this on Facebook.... as a selfie video of herself. Pure class act that one... I hope her pre teen kids don't have Facebook access but they both have a laptop "for school".

Husband to wife: (In an un-seen male voice)
"With all the cooking shows you watch one would think you would know how to cook."

Wife: (Spoken by the stepdaughter)
Well, with all the porn you watch one would think you knew how to fuck.

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January 28, 2022, 08:51 AM
OKCGene
I think that’s a Tik Tok thing, and many others reenact it, it’s a “thing” people do. Many Tik Tok vids are on Facebook.

Tik Tok is garbage.
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January 28, 2022, 08:58 AM
flesheatingvirus
Ha! I like to be multi-skilled.

That's what Picture-in-Picture is for.


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January 28, 2022, 11:20 AM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
I think that’s a Tik Tok thing, and many others reenact it, it’s a “thing” people do. Many Tik Tok vids are on Facebook.

Tik Tok is garbage.

Off topic a bit, but apparently there's a thing called a "Tik Tok Challenge", where users are encouraged to video themselves doing generally stupid things. I heard on the radio this morning there's a new "challenge" out, to go and kick in the front door of some unsuspecting person. I predict that some dumb little shit is going to get killed doing this one.
January 28, 2022, 11:28 AM
Rey HRH
quote:
Originally posted by Expert308:
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
I think that’s a Tik Tok thing, and many others reenact it, it’s a “thing” people do. Many Tik Tok vids are on Facebook.

Tik Tok is garbage.

Off topic a bit, but apparently there's a thing called a "Tik Tok Challenge", where users are encouraged to video themselves doing generally stupid things. I heard on the radio this morning there's a new "challenge" out, to go and kick in the front door of some unsuspecting person. I predict that some dumb little shit is going to get killed doing this one.


I guess no parent these days asks their kids that if their kid's friends all jump from a bridge, will they also?



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January 28, 2022, 11:45 AM
SW_Sig
What is the door kick challenge?

'Door kick' TikTok trend may be mistaken for home invasion, police warn. ... The “door kick” challenge — or the ”heartbeat” challenge — involves someone kicking or pounding on a door to Kesha's 2012 “Die Young” song before running off. In some videos, the door is kicked so hard by the prankster that it opens.
January 28, 2022, 01:17 PM
Ripley
quote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
My Step Grand-daughter, grown with two kids of her own just posted this on Facebook.... as a selfie video of herself. Pure class act that one... I hope her pre teen kids don't have Facebook access but they both have a laptop "for school".

Husband to wife: (In an un-seen male voice)
"With all the cooking shows you watch one would think you would know how to cook."

Wife: (Spoken by the stepdaughter)
Well, with all the porn you watch one would think you knew how to fuck.


Hypothetical response:

Husband: "Or at least find motivation to offer any service."




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January 28, 2022, 01:31 PM
Ryanp225
I watch zombie movies so in the unlikely event it happens I'll be prepared.
...I watch porn for the same reason.

Another good one I heard was, "I swapped the condom in my wallet for a wet wipe. Seems more likely I'll encounter hot wings than sex."
January 28, 2022, 01:35 PM
PASig
I'm convinced that TikTok is yet another Chinese weapon they are using against us. If you notice, they have banned it for their own people.


January 28, 2022, 03:29 PM
cparktd
quote:
Originally posted by SW_Sig:
What is the door kick challenge?

'Door kick' TikTok trend may be mistaken for home invasion, police warn. ... The “door kick” challenge — or the ”heartbeat” challenge — involves someone kicking or pounding on a door to Kesha's 2012 “Die Young” song before running off. In some videos, the door is kicked so hard by the prankster that it opens.


Damn, stupid is one thing but this takes it to a whole new level...

I have 2 kid and a step, 8 grands, 2 great grands, oldest brother has 3 kids and 6 grands, sister has 2 kids and 2 grands but my other brother decided not to have any kids.
He may have been on to something. I fear for my grand kids future for many reasons...



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January 28, 2022, 04:25 PM
Orguss
Your wife's daughter is your step-granddaughter? ConfusedConfusedConfused



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January 28, 2022, 04:32 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by SW_Sig:
The [TikTok] “door kick” challenge — or the ”heartbeat” challenge — involves someone kicking or pounding on a door to Kesha's 2012 “Die Young” ...

And some of 'em just may, pulling that kind of stupid stunt.

Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram may be bad, but I have seem some good uses of them. TikTok, though? Has anything worthwhile ever come of using TikTok? It seems it's mainly a breeding ground for stupid.



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January 28, 2022, 05:04 PM
OKCGene
Yeah there have been lots of stupid challenge things to do on TikTok, all aimed at young and foolish people.

Taking way too many Benadryls, sticking a penny between the back of the phone charger where it plugs into the wall, oh gee lets get electrocuted or burn down the house. Superglue your hair. File your teeth. There's tons more.
January 28, 2022, 05:28 PM
Prefontaine
I’m seeing this spelled wrong. It’s TIK-THOT (that ho over there)



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January 28, 2022, 11:40 PM
cparktd
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
Your wife's daughter is your step-granddaughter? ConfusedConfusedConfused


Nice catch it was late...

Fixed



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January 29, 2022, 06:39 AM
joatmonv
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
I’m seeing this spelled wrong. It’s TIK-THOT (that ho over there)


That too. Every female is fishing on that diseased fucking app.

I'm all for these "challenges" and hope they continue. Whatever age people are that do these is hopefully cleaning the gene pool.


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