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If the zombie apocalypse happens...

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June 30, 2020, 01:23 PM
Jager
If the zombie apocalypse happens...
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I’ve told them they’d be shot onsite as soon as they stepped on my property.


This way they will show up with plenty of help and flammables. Wink

Better not to let anyone dumb enough to not prepare know that you are.
June 30, 2020, 02:28 PM
tanksoldier
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Originally posted by Chowser:
Got that the other day. I replied back, "good luck getting past the perimeter. If you have supplies I can use, maybe you'll get through".


Their stuff will make it....


"I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight."
GEN George S. Patton, Jr.
June 30, 2020, 02:46 PM
Sigmund
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Originally posted by kidcop:
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Some time back, I was dating a chick who said:
"If anything serious happens, I will come over to your place".
My response: "Great, as long as you show up with 100 gallons of gas, a years supply of MREs and 5K of 5.56 ammo"!
She dumped me. Who could have seen that coming?


That would not have been the requirements at my place, the world will need repopulating. And sandwiches. And other "things."


General Turgidson:

Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove:

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.