What’s an inspection mirror?

It’s a mirror on a stick, it’s in a red package about a foot long, couple inches wide and less that a half inch thick. It was on the kitchen counter before Easter.

Haven’t seen anything like that. Why do you always accuse me of moving things?

…Fast forward a half an hour:

I found it, it was in this drawer that I didn’t put it in.

That’s not a mirror, that’s a meat thermometer.

Face palm!

That's in Chapter Three of the Handbook For Wives.

Did you drop something and it rolled under the fridge?

No. In all fairness to my wife, my tools don't belong in the kitchen. However, the garage where the rest of my tools are is three miles away and I only put it on the counter temporarily on Friday because I was going to take it to my dad's yesterday to check the brake pads on a car he just bought.

Have some marital fun, start moving her stuff around, putting up things where they don't belong....

Practice in the mirror for a week or more in advance, "I didn't see anything", "why are you asking me, it's not my (insert item)", have you look (insert place)

My wife loses her phone AT LEAST once a day.

You have fun now!

I can't count how many times I have politely stated "if it is not yours, please do not move it." I follow that up with "if you need it moved, I will move it."

I understand why married people separate living spaces a lot more now.

Out of three giant dressers in the bedroom, I have a single small drawer. In the closet, full off shelves and hanging spaces, I have two shelves, and a half a hanging space. In the bathroom, forget the drawers and cabinets, I have one 4”x4” spot next to my sink.

My wife likes to ask me, “Why don’t you have a place to put your things?”