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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
killed /kĭld/ adjective Put to death. Often used in combination. "fresh-killed meat." electrocute /ĭ-lĕk′trə-kyoo͞t″/ transitive verb To kill with electricity. "a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire." To execute or put to death by electricity. ”Man killed after getting electrocuted in seaside resort jacuzzi” https://www.foxnews.com/world/...aside-resort-jacuzzi Story makes no mention of any resurrection between the killings… resurrection /rez-uh-rek-shuhn/ noun the act of rising from the dead. What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | ||
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probably a good thing I don't have a cut |
Sir, you'll have to take this up with the Department of Redundency. Thank you. Next! | |||
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Member |
Don't you mean the Department of Redundancy Department? -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Just Hanging Around |
Maybe it was high voltage, and he was double dead. | |||
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Don't Panic |
That's what editors were for. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
I had a business supplying carpet cleaning equipment to hardware stores, where they were rented to do-it-yourself customers. There was a section on the rental contract where store cashiers could note any problems reported by rental customers. I found one with a cashier's note that said "Customer said she got a shock from the machine and it electrocuted her."This message has been edited. Last edited by: V-Tail, הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Savor the limelight |
I guess the man’s wife who survived was just shocked. Merriam-Webster says “to kill or severely injure”. To get really technical the other direction, electrocution is specifically a judicial execution process, so it was used wrong on both counts. | |||
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Member |
OK, I’m surprised that no one has yet posted this meme. --------------------- DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!! "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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Mistake Not... |
Sir, you'll have to take this up with the Department of Redundancy. Thank you. Next! ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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Mistake Not... |
If only. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Had the business for more than twenty years, so we saw some "interesting" stuff. One helpful note that we found taped to a machine: "It's broke, yo." Another note said "It doesn't suck" -- referring to a non-functional vacuum. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Yeah, I saw that shit yesterday and had to shake my head in disgust. Q | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Ok, I needed that laugh. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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Member |
Please don’t get me started on the use of the word literally when people mean it figuratively. | |||
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Member |
"My car(house) was ROBBED!!!" - a proclamation often posted on Ring or ND. No, it's a burglary and not a robbery. There's a difference. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Leave it to Fox News to continue with their idiocy. Multiple people electrocuted in ‘freak accident’ while enjoying swim in pool, but none of them died, apparently.
Q | |||
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Thank you Very little |
Interesting tidbit, Electrocute was not used much in the late 1800's... Other than the little blip around 1840, | |||
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Evil Asian Member |
I see a lot of dictionary sites that define electrocute as: "to kill or severely injure by electric shock." | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Its the Department of Repeated Repetitive Redundancy Bureau. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Run Silent Run Deep |
to kill or severely injure by electric shock Look it up… _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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