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killed /kĭld/
adjective
Put to death. Often used in combination.
"fresh-killed meat."


electrocute /ĭ-lĕk′trə-kyoo͞t″/
transitive verb
To kill with electricity.
"a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire."
To execute or put to death by electricity.


”Man killed after getting electrocuted in seaside resort jacuzzi”

https://www.foxnews.com/world/...aside-resort-jacuzzi


Story makes no mention of any resurrection between the killings…

resurrection /rez-uh-rek-shuhn/
noun
the act of rising from the dead.






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
Posts: 11323 | Location: Western WA state for just a few more years... | Registered: February 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
probably a good thing
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Sir, you'll have to take this up with the Department of Redundency. Thank you.

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Don't you mean the Department of Redundancy Department?


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Maybe it was high voltage, and he was double dead.
 
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”Man killed after getting electrocuted in seaside resort jacuzzi”

That's what editors were for.
 
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I had a business supplying carpet cleaning equipment to hardware stores, where they were rented to do-it-yourself customers.





There was a section on the rental contract where store cashiers could note any problems reported by rental customers.

I found one with a cashier's note that said "Customer said she got a shock from the machine and it electrocuted her."

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Posts: 31586 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I guess the man’s wife who survived was just shocked.

Merriam-Webster says “to kill or severely injure”. To get really technical the other direction, electrocution is specifically a judicial execution process, so it was used wrong on both counts.
 
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OK, I’m surprised that no one has yet posted this meme. Roll Eyes



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Sir, you'll have to take this up with the Department of Redundency. Thank you.

Next!


Sir, you'll have to take this up with the Department of Redundancy. Thank you.

Next!


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I had a business supplying carpet cleaning
I found one with a cashier's note that said "Customer said she got a shock from the machine and it electrocuted her."


If only.


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I had a business supplying carpet cleaning
I found one with a cashier's note that said "Customer said she got a shock from the machine and it electrocuted her."
If only.
Had the business for more than twenty years, so we saw some "interesting" stuff. One helpful note that we found taped to a machine: "It's broke, yo."

Another note said "It doesn't suck" -- referring to a non-functional vacuum.



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Yeah, I saw that shit yesterday and had to shake my head in disgust.


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One helpful note that we found taped to a machine: "It's broke, yo."

Another note said "It doesn't suck" -- referring to a non-functional vacuum.


Ok, I needed that laugh. Big Grin Razz


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Please don’t get me started on the use of the word literally when people mean it figuratively. Frown


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"My car(house) was ROBBED!!!" - a proclamation often posted on Ring or ND.

No, it's a burglary and not a robbery. There's a difference.
 
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Leave it to Fox News to continue with their idiocy. Multiple people electrocuted in ‘freak accident’ while enjoying swim in pool, but none of them died, apparently. Roll Eyes

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Five swimmers in Indiana were electrocuted in what police described as a "freak accident" in a swimming pool Sunday afternoon.

Officers, fire and medical personnel responded to a home in the 2600 block of High St. just after 2:30 p.m. in the town of Logansport, Indiana, police said.

Police said five people – including two adults and three juveniles – were transported to local hospitals for their injuries.

Medical personnel transported two of the juveniles to different hospitals for further treatment.


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Interesting tidbit, Electrocute was not used much in the late 1800's... Other than the little blip around 1840, Razz

 
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I see a lot of dictionary sites that define electrocute as: "to kill or severely injure by electric shock."
 
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Don't you mean the Department of Redundancy Department?


Its the Department of Repeated Repetitive Redundancy Bureau.





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to kill or severely injure by electric shock


Look it up…


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