*slaps lap excitedly* "Hiya little guy! C'mon tell Santa what you want for Christmas!"

There would have been much fun to have with this one.

I’ve traveled a lot over the last few years. Easily four flights a month in 2019.

Never heard or seen someone actually break into a stall. What in the Hell man.

The pushing or shaking on the door with out looking for feet is bad enough.

I know. You can't make this up. I mean, in what world could that possibly be okay?

I was absolutely flabbergasted. If I'd been in any other mood (exhausted, grumpy and slightly depressed since Id been up since 0300 and was traveling for a funeral) I'd have responded with something like the title of my thread, and I'd have likely called him out on not relocking the door after backing off.

Ive had that happen. Idiots.

Next time invite them in for a snuggle.

Did you check the date and time on the stall? Maybe it was Seabass.

Did the perpetrator have a “wide stance”?

The turd burglars are getting bolder.