You and all hundreds of tiny little paper clippings you included in your box with the rifle can suffer the pain of penis fish defenestration up the urethra for three times the length of time it takes me to get every last bit up from my office floor.

You monumental jackass.

Send him back a thank you box, filled with silver glitter, his wife will want to know what strip club he was in.... and it will take a month of Sundays to clean the shop.

I had to be "talked" down of responding with a glitter bomb. I mean, I was THIS close but I figured, wait, I'm 55 f@(king years old. Be the better person.

So I posted this instead. The woke crowd call that "growth".

my boss keeps drawing chinese devil faces and penises on my windows. i keep drawing penises and crackers on his windows.

while driving my son to school he saw the artwork and said aren't you two turning 50 this year? and don't you two supervise people with guns?

if the package had none of these....... damage had occurred intransit....you'd be whining like a little girl about poor packaging!!

What, a new gun should have a big reveal party. Confetti is just a part of the fun.

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Originally posted by airbubba:
if the package had none of these....... damage had occurred intransit....you'd be whining like a little girl about poor packaging!!

Thanks for making me go back and read the OP again. I read it the first time as paper clips. I wondered what he did to the FFL in the first place.

I bought my M4 from a cop in let’s say the North East as I don’t want to drop a dime on him. He took the thing to one of those shipping stores. Not a UPS location or FedEx, those 3rd party blood suckers that charge way too much and rip you off. He just put it in a box and shipped it, no packing, no nothing. It arrived at my FFL and the barrel was poking through one end of the box and the stock was protruding from the other. Got damn I was pissed. I had to replace several things on it due to this bs, and the officer was a complete ass hole about all of it. First he was willing to give me a couple hundred back, I mean the Benelli was expensive. In the end he gave no money back, zero fucks given, and just jacked me. I was going to get an ambulance chaser but after talking to one, fruitless. At least your shit didn’t arrive with scratches on parts you had to immediately replace. That was the last time I ever bought shit used. New from the dealer only or in person, or fuck it. I know your pain. Your shit arrives, you are excited, and it’s not a damn pair of boots or a car part, it’s a firearm. Your eyes turn red, smoke is bellowing out of your ears and you want to put your fist through one of your walls.

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Originally posted by Sig2340:

I have to agree.

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Originally posted by cheeze:
I have to agree.

I noticed it also, but it's such an odd use of the word that somehow, it works. He was so mad he couldn't even candiru.

I mean, the urethrae is close enough to a window right? The fish is going through it right? And I was mad enough that I couldn't remember or google the right name (of the fish or the urethrae) and I so wanted to defenestrate that guy's head.

And thanks for the assist Smudge. I couldn't even.

And there was plenty of wrapping, both paper and bubble wrap. Just 1000 tiny scraps of paper wrapped up in both. Not doing anything but getting into the gun (I left that for the new owner to deal with) and for me to "find" while I unwrapped the gun.

Maybe he just wanted you to have a caliber reveal party.

Send him an anonymous bag of dicks.

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Originally posted by Loswsmith:
And there was plenty of wrapping, both paper and bubble wrap. Just 1000 tiny scraps of paper wrapped up in both. Not doing anything but getting into the gun (I left that for the new owner to deal with) and for me to "find" while I unwrapped the gun.

Yeah, I've never done it, but I'd seriously consider the glitter bomb or bag of dicks for this assclown.

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