Drill Here, Drill Now

| This might make you feel better. When my brother and I were youngsters, the family took a 3 week vacation in the family's giant 1970s station wagon and saw most of my Mom's family out west. Mom bought me brand new sneakers right before the trip, and it's the only pair of shoes I brought on the trip. Mom's aunt and cousins lived way out in the country in Kansas and didn't even having a mailing address (i.e. address was a rural route #). They farmed over 1000 acres. Being on the farm was extremely cool especially the big equipment. We also wanted to see livestock so they took us to a neighbor's hog farm, and I proceeded to step in gum. Guess what else what you step in at a hog farm? If you guessed pig shit you were correct. In other words, at least your aren't digging pig shit and gum out of your new shoes.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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| Acetone melts it off quickly, it’s what I use when I step in it. Just make sure your shoe soles don’t melt too.
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| Or under the subway railings
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| Is Gum on the sidewalk any worse then dog shit on the sidewalk? Some apartment residents let their little poochie shit on the walk way.
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
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