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| Thank you Very little  |
Seriously, how fricking lazy do you have to be in order to not lift the toilet seat in a restroom, be it home, office, public restroom you fucking shit eating phobic ass wipe of a douchbag lazy self centered dick eating cocksucker! If you are such a fucking pussy that you're scared of catching Hep3, the clap, or maybe you'll turn fucking gay because you touched a toilet seat with your fingers then use your shoe dumbass. Twice this weekend needed to take a crap and both times piss all over the seat, and not at the corner Sunoco where Mullet Joe works, nice places, otherwise clean upscale places. As for the shit at home, well, yeah that's the plan, sometimes though, that just isn't possible.... cause shit happens... | ||
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Ride the lightning |
A thousand times this. Seriously, fuck inconsiderate asswipes in all walks of life - but particularly ones who do this. I already don't want to be dropping a deuce in a public restroom, thanks for making it infinitely worse, assholes. I'm a little bit of a clean freak, not a fan of touching the toilet seats in public place... so I use my boot, because I'm not an idiot. Solid rant. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Agreed. However, some commercial toilets are such vigorous flushers that they splash a few drips on the seat. In other words, the drips may be toilet juice not pure urine. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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I experienced a 1st, some dirty sob not only pissed on the seat, the jagoff also pissed on the 2 rolls of toilet paper. I saw the mess before I dropped trou. Next stall over was ok. What the hell is wrong with people? | |||
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Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici |
_________________________ NRA Endowment Member _________________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis | |||
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Talk with someone who cleans the Womens Rest room. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Sorry, I was just rinsing it off for you. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Note to self, do not use toilet after a deaf person unless you're a good helicopter pilot. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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https://youtu.be/8buEeCkvVg0 | |||
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Courtesy flushes are another point of contention. Why oh why do you want to foul the entire bathroom with your shit stench when you could flush it down the commode while you continue to lay your hazardous waste into the porcelain. I will never understand it. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
"Toilet juice"...that is so stolen   ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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| Don't burn the day away |
My daughter plays lacrosse, 7-8th grade and when we go to tournaments and games I'm amazed at the state of the porta Potties. The seats are pissed all over, it has to be men who just be the fathers of other players. honestly WTF? | |||
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Doubtful... |
Yes dear. Sorry dear. Best regards, Tom I have no comment at this time. | |||
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Instead of me touching the nasty thing, you could just wipe it off since it doesn't seem to be a big deal to you. ----------------------------------------- Roll Tide! Glock Certified Armorer NRA Certified Firearms Instructor | |||
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Go Vols! |
I try to keep a small bottle of hand sanitizer in the car. Public toilet seats always get a hefty squirt and TP wipe. Too many nasty peeps. | |||
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| Never Go Full Retard  |
I wouldn't assume that. They don't think it be like it is, but it do. | |||
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No not likely. Most men will use the pisser off to the side. The toilet seat spray down is likely the other player's mothers hovering over the seat laying a spray like a DC3 hosing down a forest fire. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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| Don't burn the day away |
Omg that's funny. | |||
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I run trains! |
Maybe I'm a voyeur but I like nothing more than a good public deuce. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Complacency sucks… | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
+1 | |||
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