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*Turtles* out of the homemade assortment of chocolate candy that wonderfully talented person gave us.  ____________________ | ||
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| That's just the Flomax talking  |
"The early bird gets the worm." | |||
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A Grateful American |
 Tmmf fuf bmfa slf brf! Thanks for being slow, brah! "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
Heh heh. I do the same with the mixed nuts AND the Chex mix at Christmas! __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
What do you pull from the Chex mix? NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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It's gotta be the rye chips. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain. |
Right, just curious... NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
And the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. . | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
 הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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chickenshit |
Arrrrg! Avast you scurvy turtles! Nom nom nom. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Nomnomnomnomnom.....  | |||
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With mixed nuts, the trick is to get all the cashews before someone else does. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
 __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Now you have done flung a craving on me for some Mayfield Turtle Tracks ice cream...and Publix is closed for Christmas  I should have read this thread earlier and prepared for the inevitable  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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| Grandiosity is a sign of mental illness |
Regret. | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
The only thing that’s left when I look down is the pretzels. And I eat those, too, but I will cherry pick the rye . It soaks up the most butter and salt, mmmmmm.__________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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