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My autocorrect has been hacked.
December 02, 2019, 03:47 PM
Black92LXMy autocorrect has been hacked.
Keeps changing correctly spelled words to not even close correctly spelled words.
I dropped the letter off turned to I dropped the key off.
Kept trying to type Boars Head and it changed to Boars Dead no less than 5 times.
I then typed she was not amused and that became she was not a queer.
Not sure what is going on with autocorrect today.
And just now I typed autocoroct and there were no replacements found.
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The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad.
If we got each other, and that's all we have.
I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand.
You should know I'll be there for you!
December 02, 2019, 03:54 PM
Mars_AttacksAt least it's not making it Whore's Bed.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
December 02, 2019, 05:35 PM
KskeltonAuto correct is great..... until it’s not.
December 02, 2019, 07:13 PM
vthokyOne of the guys at work caught me away from my desk (having not locked my PC before I left) and set up autocorrect in outlook to automatically change a coworker's name from "Steve" to "Lord of Darkness."
I had a heck of a time getting an email out properly!
About two minutes later, the prankster called me to help sort it out.
All in good fun....

Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America. December 02, 2019, 07:43 PM
OKCGeneYep, autocorrect is your worse enema.
December 02, 2019, 08:19 PM
RAMIUSI just wish mine would stop correcting me with “ducking”.
December 02, 2019, 08:40 PM
Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
I just wish mine would stop correcting me with “ducking”.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis December 02, 2019, 08:50 PM
smschulzRussians.
December 02, 2019, 08:52 PM
tatortoddTo quote JAllen, "autocorrect is my worst enema"
If you Google it, you'll find a way to reset your autocorrect.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. December 02, 2019, 10:34 PM
Beancooker“Yobo” is a term if endearment in the Korean language. It’s direct translation is “honey”, but you would never say this to a girlfriend or boyfriend. Only a husband or wife. No exceptions to that rule.
On an iPhone, you can change words to say other words. It’s called keyboard shortcuts. I changed “Yobo” to “asshole” and “love” to “hate” on my wife’s phone.
She was horrified after reading a few messages and me asking why she hates me so much.
I know. I’m going to hell. Maybe your wife pranked you?
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
December 03, 2019, 05:48 AM
egregoreEverybody complains about this. Is there no way to shut the damned thing off?
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke December 03, 2019, 07:21 AM
BeancookerSettings
General
Keyboard
Auto correction
Flip the switch so it is grayed out and off. Shortly after doing so, you’ll realize how useful it really is.
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
December 03, 2019, 07:31 AM
PDAre we talking iPhones? I don’t know how this shit works but I’m convinced there has been a bad update. I just wrote “shit” and it auto corrected to shot. Seems like it all happened at once a few months back. Perhaps it’s illiterate millennial programmers

December 03, 2019, 07:44 AM
MuddflapTurn off Autocorrect, turn on Check Spelling, and Predictive.
December 03, 2019, 08:10 AM
.38supersigMine makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
December 03, 2019, 02:00 PM
SigSACquote:
Originally posted by Muddflap:
Turn off Autocorrect, turn on Check Spelling, and Predictive.
You might have to search for spiel Czech.