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My wife is a wisenheimer

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April 23, 2022, 07:49 AM
PHPaul
My wife is a wisenheimer
My hobby bench/workroom is in the basement.

While waiting for things to warm up a bit before taking our daily walk, I decided to go down and tinker with the model I'm currently working on.

As I'm headed out the door, I said "I'll be in the basement for a while."

Without missing a beat, she sez "Okay, Biden."

I don't know WHERE she gets it...

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April 23, 2022, 09:14 AM
Johnny 3eagles
Smile





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April 23, 2022, 09:25 AM
OttoSig
Well you do go off on these rants fairly often so…





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April 23, 2022, 10:40 AM
Rey HRH
That made me smile.



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April 23, 2022, 10:41 AM
Flash-LB
Don't even get me started on what Mrs. Flash has to say about Biden.

When she gets started it takes a while to get her calmed down.
April 23, 2022, 10:59 AM
LS1 GTO
Think positive, you remembered she said it. Wink






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April 23, 2022, 11:06 AM
nhracecraft
Sooo, were you caught off guard, or quick witted in the moment? I believe the correct/most authentic response to her comment would have been...

C'mon Man! Wink


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April 23, 2022, 11:26 AM
YooperSigs
Or wander around with your hand extended....


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April 23, 2022, 11:43 AM
PHPaul
If I'd have been a little quicker on the draw, I'd have gone over and sniffed her hair...




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April 23, 2022, 04:01 PM
sigmonkey
...that'll get you ice-cream.




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April 23, 2022, 06:04 PM
HRK
are you sure she didn't say "ok bye then"

ya know hearing goes first, then memory, or is it memory first, hearing second, I can't remember.
April 25, 2022, 01:42 PM
SIGnified
“Come on man!”





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April 26, 2022, 08:41 PM
Legal Beagle
I read this /way/ too fast. I saw it as "weimaraner" and was waiting for the punchline.


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April 29, 2022, 07:09 AM
smlsig
I think Mrs. PHPaul needs to get an account here. She sounds like she’d fit right in!


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