My wife told me of the time when a woman came in to the ER wearing a full length raincoat.

Not a big deal...until it was revealed there was a full grown GSD inside the coat with her!

Regarding the stripper...there are some snatches (sorry!!) of things I remember from med school that are hard to explain to people outside the medical community....it was advised by the attending to explain to women who pleasure themselves with a coke bottle or the like that they should really cut out the bottom of the coke bottle, to avoid suction and the attendant complications.
Sorry again.