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"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."

February 23, 2024, 02:00 PM

V-Tail

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Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:

Is there no Microsoft store near you Artie?

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From the Microsoft website:

While onsite Microsoft Stores are now closed, we do offer in-person business consultations, device servicing, and purchase of select Microsoft products at our four Microsoft Experience Centers (New York City, London, Sydney, and Redmond).