A family member "has their passport ready if Trump wins."

Bullshit of course, but I may bleed to death biting my tongue.

What is taking this family member of yours so long? It's been 3 years and 11 months already.

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Originally posted by trapper189:
What is taking this family member of yours so long? It's been 3 years and 11 months already.

All talk and no action - long history of that.

I like to find out where they're planning to go so I can look up requirements for moving there. Turns out Orange Man Bad Butthurt Syndrome isn't a good enough reason in most places. And in fact they want you to have some useful skills, maybe even a job lined up, so they know you're not a deadbeat looking to suckle on their welfare teat. Even such progressive paradises as Soviet Canukistan.

He or she is probably waiting for your offer to buy them a ticket to Venezuela, Cuba, or one of the many other socialist paradises so that they know which course in Babel to start learning for their transition.

Maybe give them the Babel first so they can start prepping, and let them know the means to leave will follow on Nov. 4?

Edit to add:

I'm right there with you, though. The TDS is strong with both my brothers and a sister. Unfortunately they all will stay here to try and make the U.S.A. as craptastic as the countries mentioned above.

I'd give that person a quarter each time I saw him or her, and say it's a contribution to the ticket.

Yeah, buy that person a one way first class ticket to NORKO.

I'd LOVE to sit down with this person and get some honest answers to some obvious questions but of course that'll never happen.

Where do you plan to go?

What makes you think they'll let you in in the first place?

You have ZERO skills, what do you plan to do when you get there? They're damn sure not going to provide the welfare meal ticket you live off now.

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Originally posted by PHPaul:

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Originally posted by trapper189:
What is taking this family member of yours so long? It's been 3 years and 11 months already.

All talk and no action - long history of that.

send them some links to houses for sale in Canaduh

Get them some luggage for Christmas.

There's no problem until we have to build walls to keep people here.

Great idea and have it monogrammed tDs.

Maybe we can designate Kalifornia, Oregon and Washington state as libtard reservation lands and they can all be moved there to fend for themselves in their "utopia."

Maybe they can hold hands with Springsteen on the flight to Australia. Fuck em all.

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A family member "has their passport ready if Trump wins."

^^^^^^^^^
Trump jokingly said he may leave the country if he loses to the worst candidate ever.

I’m looking at getting one of those large ‘Trump’ flags for my truck hitch for the day after the election. I’d like to send those(one neighbor) to the looney bin with their TDS.

The person involved posted this on Facebook. I don't do FB, but one of my kids sent it to me.

Sigh.

They're suffering from more than just TDS.

I'd sign them up for international flight updates and discounts with multiple airlines. Maybe put out a Tip Jar on the kitchen counter to help with their expenses.

*Edited to remove stupid hyperbole.

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I'm debating sending that one to my MIL Paul

Youngest just sent me a text saying her boss is "celebrating Biden's victory".

Ummmm...yeaaahhhh...Good Luck with that!

And yes, she's searching diligently for a new job.