POST OFFICE BOX

June 06, 2025, 01:03 PM

Marlin Fan

POST OFFICE BOX

I WENT MY P.O. BOX THREE TIMES TO RETRIEVE MY PACKAGE. NEEDLESS TO SAY THE PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHATSOEVER! THEY OFFERED NO EXCUSE.

June 06, 2025, 04:28 PM

HELLO

I have lost one package mailed in March that was delivered to the wrong mailbox I assume.

I think they must be short of help.

June 06, 2025, 05:43 PM

Orguss

ARE YOU EVEN SURE IT WAS DELIVERED?! YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR DELIVERY STATUS!

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June 06, 2025, 08:35 PM

vthoky

DANG! I THOUGHT MY CAD GUY WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOUTED ALL THE TIME!

That said, I’ll say that my local PO staff is pretty good. USPS a whole, though… a bit of a different story.

June 06, 2025, 08:52 PM

RogueJSK

It appears that in addition to Marlins, he's also a fan of the Caps lock key...

הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים

June 07, 2025, 10:42 AM

P250UA5

quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
At least it's not apostrophes or .......

I think you meant apostrophe's

When you make word's into plural's, you know you alway's have to use apostrophe's.

Edit: Yes, that hurt my brain to type out...

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June 07, 2025, 01:49 PM

arfmel

YOU CAN USE APOSTROPHE’S ON ANY WORD’S ENDING IN S, NOT JUST PLURAL’S, WHEN YOU DO, IT FANCY’S IT UP.

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June 07, 2025, 02:24 PM

Patriot

quote:
Originally posted by Marlin Fan:
I WENT MY P.O. BOX THREE TIMES TO RETRIEVE MY PACKAGE. NEEDLESS TO SAY THE PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHATSOEVER! THEY OFFERED NO EXCUSE.

I KNOW RIGHT!?

THREE FUCKING TIMES, BEEN THERE DONE THAT, AND NOT ONE DAMN EXCUSE!

WHY!?

THEY HAVE NO CLUE. THEY SAY THEY DO, BUT WHEN I CHECK, NOTHING! NO CLUE TO BE FOUND?

THREE TIMES!?

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June 07, 2025, 02:43 PM

vthoky

^^^^^

THERE’S ALMOST A HAI-…

Um… ahem… sorry.

There’s almost a haiku in that.
Almost.

June 07, 2025, 02:56 PM

Rey HRH

quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:

There’s almost a haiku in that.
Almost.

Three trips to the box,

Empty hands and puzzled staff,

Where's my lost surprise?

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.

June 07, 2025, 07:55 PM

vthoky

Went to the P O
Still ain’t got my frickin’ stuff
Dangit, you big jerks

June 07, 2025, 08:28 PM

Mark in Michigan

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE GUY THAT CHECKED HIS PO BOX THREE TIMES?

Best regards,
Mark in Michigan

June 08, 2025, 08:34 AM

2BobTanner

Never underestimate the incompetency of the United States Postal Service.

I had a USPS traceable package go from Portland, Oregon to Indianapolis, Indiana to Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas to Kansas City, Kansas to Kansas City, Missouri back to Indianapolis, Indiana and then finally to me in Louisville, Kentucky.

As I said, never underestimate the incompetency of the United States Postal Service.

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