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Hint from Heloise, #439
April 30, 2017, 04:11 PM
PHPaulHint from Heloise, #439
When making cornbread to go with the pa-sketty, corn starch is not an acceptable substitute for baking powder.
Ooops.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 30, 2017, 04:13 PM
zoom6zoomYeah, I would say so.
It's like when my cousin thought she could substitute tartar sauce for cream of tartar.

I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. April 30, 2017, 04:23 PM
PHPaulShe knew better, just grabbed the wrong box out of the cupboard and wasn't paying attention.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 30, 2017, 04:58 PM
tatortoddI imagine replacing a leavening agent with a thickening agent didn't work at all.
Also, corn bread sounds like a weird combo for spaghetti. Is it good together?
Soups, chilis, stews, greens, black eyed peas, most meats that have been grilled/smoked, fried chicken, fried fish, cajun food, etc. are traditional pairings with corn bread.
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DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. April 30, 2017, 05:16 PM
walkinghorseA long, long, ago first wife ran out of sauce for her first attempt at enchiladas.
She put catsup in instead as it was red and we had that!!
One bite and that was it for me!
We went out for dinner!
Jim
April 30, 2017, 05:24 PM
ulstermanThe Mrs. was making chili. Reached into the cabinet to get canned tomatoes.
Dumped them in and thought something smelled funny.
Very funny.
Apple butter.
We also ate out that night.
April 30, 2017, 06:24 PM
PHPaul

And yes, cornbread is good with spaghetti or most anything with a tomato-based sauce IMHO.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 30, 2017, 08:02 PM
FredwardSon In Law just made a batch with too much baking powder. Yuck.
Cornbread is good with anything.
My favorite recipe involves a .40 cent envelope from Kroger.
April 30, 2017, 08:31 PM
arfmelquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:

And yes, cornbread is good with spaghetti or most anything with a tomato-based sauce IMHO.
Might be able to use that as a doorstop.
April 30, 2017, 09:50 PM
sigmonkeyMy big sister made cornbread when she was bout 7, (i was 4) and she got the salt and sugar mixed up.
Hard as a rock, and we had to eat it. (evil stepfather).
I do not add salt to my food to this day.
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May 01, 2017, 07:39 AM
BassamaticCornbread and spaghetti? Hmmmm. Gotta think about that.
Hell, might be worth a try.
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. May 01, 2017, 08:11 PM
PASigYears ago when we were all kids, my older sister wanted to make chocolate cupcakes for the family.
They were completely inedible.
It turns out she saw the recipe ask for "1 cup of coffee" and put an entire cup of GROUND COFFEE into the batter instead of 1 cup of brewed liquid coffee!
We still give her shit about it 30+ years later...

May 01, 2017, 09:19 PM
mr kablammoBaking soda is not a good substitute for baking powder. Nor arrowroot powder for cornstarch. +
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May 02, 2017, 02:45 AM
NuclearNever use black strap molasses instead of regular molasses. I did that one time when making cookies. They smelled like asphalt and got rock hard when cool.
May 02, 2017, 09:13 AM
jbcummingsMy late mother once made a chocolate pie with a refrigerator pie mix. Unfortunately, she was used to cooking all her pies. Yeah it tasted OK, just never did setup for some reason.
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