Originally posted by MMSIG229: Good lord, I am from a different planet!!!And yes, I do kiss my wife, and have sex with her also. I guess my mistake must be trying to teach my son manners. I'm not talking about family style serving platters at a restaurant!!! I was talking about people licking off the same frozen custurd and drinking from the same bottle!!!You don't know where Aunt Tiffaney's mouth was last night!!! I do know that I don't want my son to get a cold sore because I was too cheap or lazy to buy him his own drink. I'll go lock myself in my gun safe, I shouldn't be allowed out in public anyway!!!!
SNOWFLAKE
October 27, 2017, 05:45 AM
MMSIG229
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Originally posted by jimmy123x:
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Originally posted by MMSIG229: Good lord, I am from a different planet!!!And yes, I do kiss my wife, and have sex with her also. I guess my mistake must be trying to teach my son manners. I'm not talking about family style serving platters at a restaurant!!! I was talking about people licking off the same frozen custurd and drinking from the same bottle!!!You don't know where Aunt Tiffaney's mouth was last night!!! I do know that I don't want my son to get a cold sore because I was too cheap or lazy to buy him his own drink. I'll go lock myself in my gun safe, I shouldn't be allowed out in public anyway!!!!
SNOWFLAKE
Ha Ha!!!! That's the funniest response yet!!!! Trust me, I'm the farthest thing from a snowflake on earth!! I'm just not a pig either.
October 27, 2017, 05:46 AM
MMSIG229
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Originally posted by Chowser: You should see my family at Dim Sum.
Maybe I'll bump into you some time, I'm from Hudson!!
October 27, 2017, 11:41 AM
Sportshooter
Trump was in the hospital and Hillary went to visit him. She noticed a bowl of delicious looking almonds on his night stand and asked to have a few. Donald told her to help herself. Those almonds were so good she ate all of them then apologized for doing so. Trump, ever the gentleman, said, “That’s quite alright, I’ve already sucked the chocolate off of them.”
October 27, 2017, 02:25 PM
Floyd D. Barber
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