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Frangas non Flectes |
I hope evolution shows you the fat finger, you waste of feathers. I don’t need to hear the whole litany that I used to wake up to, especially when you’ve decided to perch right outside my window. Most especially when my body already thinks it is 10pm. Just go ahead and fuck right off. Or choke to death on a worm or something, I don’t care. But fuck off all the same. I just went out and shined a thousand lumens at him. He started over again. F is all I’ve got. What’s the Florida bird that goes through literally every call a bird can make? Someone please give me a face I can attach to my misery. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | ||
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Could be worse: -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Almost certainly a Mockingbird. The flashlight was exactly the wrong thing to do. They usually spend the night singing because there's either a bright moon or some other source of light that makes them think it's dawn. Your flashlight convinced him it was noon. He can't help himself. He so horny and trying to find a girlfriend to love him long time. | |||
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is circumspective |
Yep, I'd bet mockingbird. This time of year you've just got to wait him out. "We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." | |||
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Ammoholic |
Don't worry, cause every little thing is gonna be alright. Link to original video: https://youtu.be/zaGUr6wzyT8 Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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thin skin can't win |
Agreed - we had one that was practically on our window at 0200 in TX, believe he's followed us here. And agreed - unless the flashlight was attached to a pellet gun, shotgun or bazooka. Not that I'm recommending that - the rest of the gang would then assemble to sing a protest song the next 10 years. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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A Grateful American |
He's mocking you. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Frangas non Flectes |
Yeah, I wondered. Thanks! Lol ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Used to listen to and be fascinated by the Mockingbirds in MD. One in particular had included in his repertoire the sounds of two little birds (finches, wrens?) fighting or fussing. | |||
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Spread the Disease |
Perhaps a higher end water gun? ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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Raptorman |
We have one that hoots like an owl and has the song of the whippoorwill. I have a 200 decibel cockatoo to wake me up at the crack of dawn or whenever the closest neighbor pulls up in their drive in the middle of the night. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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Sam, my outdoor kitty would love to meet him. | |||
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Comic Relief |
Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OF6bDzv0OM | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
There's a bird outside my room that chirps non-stop starting around 5:30am until a little after 6. Only problem is that I don't get out of bed until 7am. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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#8 20ga problem solved. Regards, P. | |||
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How about a snake decoy in the tree? Perhaps that might make him move along. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Just be glad that you are not in Oslo, Norway. Not one but flocks, and all 'night'. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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BB gun. ----------------------------------------- Roll Tide! Glock Certified Armorer NRA Certified Firearms Instructor | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
Just wait until they build a nest nearby. You'll get dive-bombed every time you go out in your yard. "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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| Frangas non Flectes |
He keeps hanging out in the tree outside our window. I’m not too worried about it, we’re head home Saturday. If this was at home, I wouldn’t have posted about it. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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